Invader Zim Scenarios/Headcanons

Conversation Topics

These are the topics that your friend will typically discuss when hanging out with you.

Zim-
He would talk mostly about his plans for world domination, but he may drift off to speaking about other things as well, which could honestly be anything depending on his mood or the events that took place that day.

Dib-
The paranormal - ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches - but most importantly Zim, and his plans for world domination. He desperately wants to stop Zim and become the hero of humanity, that much you know, as he says it nearly every time he comes over.

Gaz-
She talks mostly about video games and occasionally about Bloaty's Pizza Hog, but sometimes the conversation changes depending on events or what you want to talk about.

Gir-
Pretty much anything. He'll talk about trash laying on the side of the road with you.

Professor Membrane-
Anything mysterious and/or scientific, but not paranormal. He would delve into a long discussion about the mysterious creatures that may live in the Mariana Trench due to the heat, darkness, and pressure. He may even become inclined to go and find out a week later.

Tak-
She would talk about her mission, The Tallests, and she would sometimes rant about Zim, as he was/is causing her shortcomings. She may get curious and talk about other things, though, like your choice of disguise and if the snacks on Earth are any good.

The Tallests-
It really depends. They'll talk about the invaders, particularly ones they are proud of or Zim, but they'll also talk to you about whatever interesting thing happened recently.
They'll definitely go on about something funny that happened, like the calls that they get from Zim.

Miss Bitters-
She would talk about how the world is doomed, the students are doomed, and you are ultimately doomed. You'd just stare at her, and eventually, horror films would come into the conversation.