𝙃𝙚𝙝!?

𝙟𝙚𝙡𝙡-𝙤

「ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ? ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ᵈⁱʳᵗʸ
ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰⁱʳᵗʸ」

Meeko led Y/n to the door when a knock resounded. She placed her bag down on the carpet by a desk and opened the door. What she saw had her trying to close the door right away. "No."

Right before the training camp, the last thing Y/n wanted to deal with was two perverts standing outside her door when she was trying to relax.

"Wait!" Mineta popped one of the purple balls in the doorway to stop her from shutting it fully.

Y/n groaned and swung the door back open. "I'm gonna punt you like a damn football one of these days Mineta."

Meeko hissed at the short boy as he hid behind Kaminari, who just grinned at her. "Hey Y/n, come to the pool with us."

"And why would I go with you guys?"

"Don't you wanna have some fun before the camp?" Kaminari questioned her.

"We'll get in some laps." Mineta added on.

Y/n would've been stupid to not know what they're planning. That's why she thought it out when the girls had asked her to meet them at the school's pool. "And what? You're the most qualified to take me there?"

"Yeah!" Kaminari quickly nodded his head. "I can promise I'm an amazing escort."

The girl lightly scoffed. "I'm surprised you know what that word means." She ignored the electric male's pout and instead grabbed her bag and Meeko's collar. "I'll tell you what." She handed him the collar. "You put this on Meeko without getting bit, then I'll let you walk me."

Mineta sighed and began walking away. "That's that. Let's go Kaminari." No way in hell was he gonna risk it. That thing was feral.

Kaminai stopped his tiny friend from leaving. "Deal." He pulled out a dog biscuit and knelt down.

"Wait what are you doing?" Y/n bit her lip. She was almost able to get out of this, but her raccoon's fat ass was about to ruin it. "You can't do that."

The blond smirked at her. "You never said it wasn't allowed." They watched Meeko do his normal routine of sniffing the hand and then chomping down on whatever was offered to him. Taking the chance as the treat was being chewed, Kaminari snapped the collar around the animal's neck and raised his hands up victoriously.

Y/n stared off into space as the two males stared at her with baited breaths. "I hate everyone." She brushed the boys away from her and closed the door, locking it.

Mineta and Kaminari high fived each other as the electric male looped his arm through the girl's.