[Students look at a computer with a laugh. We see that this is a video or a woman vigorously on a song. Finn, Rachel, Stasia and Jesse arrive.]
Finn: What's so funny?
Rachel: You guys aren't watching the video of me falling off stage at my tini tuts beauty pageant are you?
Kurt: No, that was carrot-top funny compared to this tordafor's! (The others continue to giggle).
Jesse: That's Olivia Newton-John's "physical". It was pretty ground breaking subject matter of the time considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.
[He looks at Stasia, who keeps watching it.]
Mercedes: Oh my God! That's not Olivia Newton-John, it's Sue Sylvester! Where did you get this?
[In the video Sue turns towards the screen and the others keep laughing.]
"Oh my God!" People said, bursting with laughter.
Kurt: ... I can tell you that I certainly did not steal it from her locked file cabinet yesterday when she sent for me back to her office to get her hormone replacement injections during Cheerios practice. ... cheers-
(Students have complied with laughter)
"Oh dear God." People continued to laugh as they watched Sue dance.
Artie: (between laughs). Wait, did she just do the cabbage patch?!
Finn: (approaching the computer). I'm posting this on YouTube!
"Do it!" People who weren't there yelled in amusement.
Stasia: Do it!
Rachel: (stopping him). No, wait, do you think it's a good idea? She might kill us ...
Mercedes: Oh, let her get a taste of some of the humiliation she put us through.
Jesse: I'm with Finn and Stasia. You guys need to stop being such asses and start being badasses.
"Look who's talking." Stasia told him and he grimaced.
"I know." Jesse said with a sigh.
Stasia: To be clear, I'm perfectly fine with being both.
Jesse: And you do it beautifully.
[Stasia smiles as Finn, with a smirk on his face, reaches forward and takes the computer]
Finn: (Taking the computer). 10 bucks it goes viral by lunch.
[Mercedes and Kurt continue to make fun of the video as the others watch in amusement.]
[Sue walks in the corridors and many students approach her.]
Student: Hey, Miss Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not my type but I like that adittude.
(She continues to walk and crosses two players).
Footballer: Hey, Sue, let's get animal!
(Sue stops and starts to understand what everyone's been talking about.)
"This is so perfect!"
[Office-Figgins Figgins, Sue and Will]
Sue: That glee club stole my private property and posted it online and as soon as I find the difference between slander and liable, I'm filing a Law Suit.
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