(A/N: Just so you know, I do know that some things aren't adding up, that's because I threw myself into the book without thinking it through, and now that me and my co writer, who helps with a lot of the ideas I do, are thinking it through some of the things aren't making sense. I know I had them originally coming a year after the show ends, and everything, but now I've got to clear up a few things. They are coming from a week before Santana and Brittany/ Kurt and Blaine/ Stasia and Jesse's wedding. Puck isn't dead yet, he will start making comments too soon. And a few other things you will soon have to make out for yourselves. Sorry for any confusion to come, but if you have questions you can always ask! I'm happy to help!)
JACOB: Up here. Come on, focus. Okay. (To camera, he's holding cards) Hi, I'm Jacob Ben Israel with Glee's Big Gay Summer with all the Glee Club dish you're dying to know.
(Cut to Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson in hallway)
Rachel, how do you respond to rumors you're incredibly difficult to work with?
FINN: Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
RACHEL: We've been dating all summer.
FINN: Rachel's what you'd call a controllist.
RACHEL: I-I'm controlling. (To Finn)"Controllist" isn't a word.
FINN: Oh.
RACHEL: I'm controlling. Performing is my life. And yes, do I have opinions about it? Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
"Yes." They all said and Rachel frowned.
FINN: Yes. (Everyone looks at him) That was out loud, wasn't it?
JACOB: (Cut to Will Schuester) Will Schuester, how do you respond to a recent post on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod?
WILL: Well, I try to do something for everybody. Uh, 25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock...
JACOB: (To camera) 100% gay.
"What?" Everyone said, amused and baffled.
(Cut to Noah Puckerman in football locker room)
Confirm or deny the rumor that because you knocked up Quinn Fabray, you spent all your summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy.
PUCK: It's true. It was the responsible thing to do.
"Could've just used a condom." Caroline muttered.
"We did. And I was on birth control. Didn't work out that well for us." Stasia reminded her.
"Oh yeah..." Caroline said with a grimace.
JACOB: Is it also true you're suffering from a crippling depression because you're not over Miss Fabray?
PUCK: (punches camera)
(Cut to Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce in front of lockers)
JACOB: (To Quinn) How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?
QUINN: Well, I'm happy to be back, and I'm ready to start fresh. And... I'm a lot less hormonal, so... (camera drifts to Santana's chest, Quinn lifts it back up on her) so there's not really any crying.
JACOB: (To Santana Lopez) How was your summer?
SANTANA: My eyes are up here, JewFro. And it was uneventful.
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