[WILL walks down McKinley hallway, passed by the Cheerio's who are carrying a huge trophy down the hall]
WILL: Morning, Sue.
SUE: Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there. It's principal Sue.
"WHAT?!"
WILL: What?
SUE: Oh, you heard me right. My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.
WILL: Wait, what happened to Figgins?
SUE: Well, you need to start listening to the news, William. A particularly virulent strain of monkey flu has arrived in Ohio from Borneo, where it had been festering in a small clutch of loud, bisexual primates, not unlike your very Glee Club.
WILL: How... how did Figgins get it?
[FLASHBACK TO:]
[FIGGINS talks with three students in the hallway]
FIGGINS: And that's what it means to be an American.
[Sue is standing Lauren, wearing gloves and a mask]
LAUREN: I think I have a fever.
SUE: Can it... Now.
[LAUREN sneezes into FIGGINS's face]
LAUREN: 'Sup?
"Naturally." People said, shaking their heads.
"Ah, Lauren. The one who got away." Puck said, sighing sadly as he looked at his ex.
[CUT TO: McKinley hallway. SUE and WILL continue talking.]
WILL: So Figgins is sick. How does that make you principal?
SUE: Well, through the blackmail of prominent local politicians, I strong-armed some extraordinarily broad clauses into my contract. My first order of business? Destroy the Glee Club.
WILL: I... I thought we were friends.
SUE: That got boring.
[LAUREN sneezes into WILL's face]
"Okay, she needs to go home." Caroline said, baffled that she was still there.
[CUT TO: The choir room. WILL is writing on the board]
WILL (voiceover): Just one of the perks of being a high school teacher: Constant exposure to illness.
WILL: All right, guys, um... Time to start thinking about song selections.
WILL (voiceover): I mean, I feel like I might have a fever, but it's important that I power through it.
[WILL turns around and everyone looks like 10 year old]
"Oh my God." Everyone said, amused and shocked.
WILL (voiceover): Okay. I definitely have a fever.
LITTLE SANTANA: Lookin' good, Puckerman. Someone's been eating their wheaties.
LITTLE PUCK: These guns are fully loaded.
LITTLE RACHEL: Mr. Shue? I, for one think we should use our set list for sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters.
LITTLE STASIA: No one wants to do that, Rachel!
LITTLE BRITTANY: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.
LITTLE MIKE: I just want to dance.
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