[Puck is in class, staring at Lauren, who's eating chocolates. He's in love.]
Puck V.O: We all know I'm not the smartest guy in the world but there are two lessons I learned the hard way. One: Never punch a cop. The other one: You can't choose love. Love chooses you. I mean, I could have any girl I wanted but here I am in the middle of Geometry or English or something and the only girl I've got my eye on is a whole lot of woman. I owe it all to sectionals. We needed a 12th member, and I told her if she joined the Glee Club I'd give her seven minutes in heaven. But what went down in that janitor's closet was epic.
"Oh dear God." Everyone grimaced.
[Lauren and Puck make out in the janitor's closet, she pulls away from him with a frown]
Lauren: You're really not good at this and kinda scrawny.
Puck: You gotta be kidding me.
[She kiss him again but still frowns]
Lauren: Yeah, you're not turning me on at all. Later, sad sack.
Puck: But that was only three minutes.
Lauren: Three minutes I'll never get back.
[She shrugs and leaves]
Everyone burst out laughing at the hurt and baffled look on his face.
[Back in class the bell rings and everyone starts to leave. Lauren walks up to Puck, who is still watching her with puppy eyes.]
Puck V.O: Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom. Maybe I just dig a chick with curves. But it's almost Valentine's Day, and it's official.
Lauren: Stare at me again, and I'll break your nuts. [She throws the box of chocolates down] Also, these candies you gave me: They sucked.
Puck: [Frowning] But you ate all of them.
"She's a woman. We'll eat any and all chocolate, whether it sucked or not." Santana told him as every female in the room nodded in agreement.
Lauren: I had to make sure they all sucked.
[She walks away]
Puck: I'm in love with Lauren Zizes.
"Oh God." Bonnie said as a few people burst out laughing and Puck frowned at them.
[Finn walks down the hallway as everyone turns to stare at him]
Finn V.O: It's amazing what actually accomplishing something does to a person. I know what you're thinking that they're all only into me because I won the first conference championship In this school's history but I've changed. I'm walking taller, carrying a bigger stick and using It to fight off the ladies.
[Becky pops up]
Becky: I love you, Finnie-bear.
Finn: Thanks, Becky. [She hands him a heart candie] Oh!
Becky: Be my valentine?
Finn: Awesome. I'll keep you posted.
Becky: Copy that.
[Becky walks away, smiling]
Everyone smiled slightly at the girl, happy she was happy.
[Finn opens his locker to show a bucket full of overflowing heart candies]
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Someone New
Fanfiction"Is it too good to be true? The way I feel with you Maybe it's just in my head Yeah I've been here before On love I closed the door Tryna save the heart that's left Oh no I think I may be falling again Don't know how this story is gonna end Oh i'm t...
