(A/N: Sorry this took so long, I wanted it to be perfect! This is my absolute favorite episode in the whole show so I wanted it to be perfect. I hope you love it as much as I do!)
[Will enters Figgins's office.]
Will: Figgins, you wanted to see me?
Figgins: William, we have an epidemic on our hands.
"Not another one of those." The kids from the future all groaned in annoyance.
"Do we want to know?" Stasia asked them.
"Nope, not really." Finn said, shaking his head at his mother.
Will: Head Lice?
Figgins: Worse, Giggle juice.
Will: I'm sorry ... What?
Figgins: Alcohol, William. The devil wet. Our children are so brazen, that they are showing up to school, wasted. And not wasted on learning, Will. Wasted on booze. Why just this week we've had five suspensions for intoxication on school grounds.
[At the same time, a drunk student knocks on the door ]
Student: Figgins, you rock! [He lifts up his shirt to show all of his fat] Yeah man!
"What the-? Have so dignaty man." Jeremy said, frowning.
"Like you're one to talk." Elena scoffed.
"Hey, I might have had a beer or two, or smoked a joint, but I never once did that." Jeremy defended himself as everyone else laughed in amusement.
Figgins: 6 suspensions.
Will: I don't get it, drinking's never been a problem at this school.
Figgins: That's because there are new alcoholic beverages targeted to kids, Will. Just listen to just the radio. Pop music now glorifies binge drinking. Just listen to any hit song by pop sensation Ke-dollar sign-ha.
Will: You mean, Ke$ha?
Figgins: We must do something to protect our children, William.
Will: I'm totally agree. How can I help?
Figgins: I decided to make this week, alcohol awareness week, at McKinley. I contacted Kitty Dukakis who will be the guest speaker at the assembly and your Glee Club will preform a song highlighting the dangers of teenage drinking. I can count on you, William?
"Nope. You know something goes wrong every time they sing at an assembly." Caroline said in amusement as everyone made sounds of agreement.
[Will nods his head.]
[Emma, Will and Sue-staff room. Emma is eating, when Will comes to her and talk.]
Will: Enough with us not being friends. Look, I heard through the grapevine that you and Carl started looking for a tractor house together. And I just wanted to say I am genuinely happy for you. [He sits a toaster/gift on the table]
Emma: Thank you. That's really sweet.
Will: Two slicer.
Everyone shook their heads at the two of them. They shouldn't be doing that and everyone knew it.
Emma: Do you want to catch up?
Will: Yeah, sure. [He takes a seat]
Emma: So, how have you been?
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