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*Alex and Zaver fighting in the headspace*

Marker: *trying to front normally* Can I get a waffle?

*Alex punches Zaver*

Marker: Can I please get a waffle?

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Teapot: *checking the system's account balance while fronting* SON OF A-

Teapot: WHO SPENT TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN DOLLARS-

Teapot: ON ANIMAL CROSSING?!

Marker: *co-fronting* Oh no...

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Alex: Why is Zaver in Isolation Island?

Teapot: Because he fought one too many people.

Zaver: *js sat there*

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*past - Marker was ~14*

Marker: *sat at the edge, looking at Isolation Island* Hey Zaver?

Zaver: Hello Marker...

Marker: Where do we go when we die?

Zaver: Oh, well... we go somewhere nice, and far away where everyone we love is.

Marker: Zaver...?

Zaver: Yes?

Marker: Why... why do I miss people... who hurt me?

Zaver: ...

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Alex and Marker: *singing* And you'll be falling in love~

Teapot: *just doing work that the system's meant to do*

Alex and Marker: *singing* California girls, we're unforgettable! Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!

Zaver: *in Isolation Island, pissed off*

Alex and Marker: Sunkissed-

Zaver: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Zaver: *holding a small bag* Happy birthday, bitch!

Alex: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday at my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

*Teapot just watching*

Zaver: Happy birthday?

Alex: *smashes a glass into Zaver's face*

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