random FFGC AU stuff

canon!them would probably work too-

Pen: Uhh...

Pen: Hey Eraser?

Pen: I burnt the water.

Eraser:

Eraser: Pen, how the FUCK did you burn the water?!

Pen: I don't know, bro-

Pen: I-

Pen: It just caught on fire-

Eraser: PEN, OH MY GOD!

Eraser: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Pen: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T COOK-

Eraser: FU-