random FFGC AU stuff

PEN-

Pen: Crys said we were having burgers!

Crayon: If Crystal jumped off a cliff, would you?

Pen: ...

Crayon: PEN.

Pen: Well I-

Pen: I mean it depends!

Crayon: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Pen: Well I wasn't planning on it...

Crayon: BUT IF CRYSTAL JUMPED, YOU WOULD?!

Pen: ...

Crayon: PEN!