fanparents + their kids (bit of dark humour warning)

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Storm Marker: Do you trust me son?

Difficulty Chart Marker: Yes!

Storm Marker: Alright.

*DC falls onto the ground*

Storm Marker: RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TRUST ANYBODY.

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Ink Bottle: FUCK, WE'RE FOUR HOURS LATE FOR THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT!

Ink Bottle: CRAYON, WAKE UP! WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE SIX MINUTES!

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Plastic Shit: No, I don't have a favorite child.

Plastic Shit: I do have a least favorite.

Plastic Shit: And it's Marker.

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A4 Sheet (he/him, straight ally): I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN!

*A4 stomps his foot*

Foldy: Dad-

A4 Sheet: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? *becomes transparent*

Foldy: I'm sorry.

A4 Sheet: Hi Sorry, I'm Dad.

Foldy:

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Cardboard (she/her, lesbian): Book, Taxy, Foldy, do you know what a divorce is?

Tax Document: What is a divorce?

Cardboard: It's was dads do to moms when they become lesbians-

A4 Sheet: It means mom and I are going our seperate ways...

Cardboard: But I still love you very much Foldy and Taxy.

Foldy: What about Book?

Book: ...

Cardboard: Any questions?

Foldy: What is a lesbian?

A4 Sheet: Something I wish I was...

Cardboard: ABOUT THE DIVORCE!

Book: Are you two still going to live here?

A4 Sheet: Nah, she's going to live with her new girlfriend in Ibiza.

(globe you'll know why i picked ibiza-)

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(unrealistic things Wild Card wants for Christmas!)

(HIS PARENTS BACK-)

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List of the new fanparents (i am struggling for stapy's y'all-)

A4 Sheet and Cardboard: Book, Tax Document, and Foldy

Prosperity Marker (she/her, choosing to stay single due to the loss of her boyfriend): Zen Marker
(her boyfriend was Light Marker)

Quilly (he/him) and Photosynthesis Marker (she/her): Foliage Marker

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