Storm Marker: Do you trust me son?
Difficulty Chart Marker: Yes!
Storm Marker: Alright.
*DC falls onto the ground*
Storm Marker: RULE NUMBER ONE, NEVER TRUST ANYBODY.
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Ink Bottle: FUCK, WE'RE FOUR HOURS LATE FOR THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT!
Ink Bottle: CRAYON, WAKE UP! WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE SIX MINUTES!
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Plastic Shit: No, I don't have a favorite child.
Plastic Shit: I do have a least favorite.
Plastic Shit: And it's Marker.
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A4 Sheet (he/him, straight ally): I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN!
*A4 stomps his foot*
Foldy: Dad-
A4 Sheet: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? *becomes transparent*
Foldy: I'm sorry.
A4 Sheet: Hi Sorry, I'm Dad.
Foldy:
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Cardboard (she/her, lesbian): Book, Taxy, Foldy, do you know what a divorce is?
Tax Document: What is a divorce?
Cardboard: It's was dads do to moms when they become lesbians-
A4 Sheet: It means mom and I are going our seperate ways...
Cardboard: But I still love you very much Foldy and Taxy.
Foldy: What about Book?
Book: ...
Cardboard: Any questions?
Foldy: What is a lesbian?
A4 Sheet: Something I wish I was...
Cardboard: ABOUT THE DIVORCE!
Book: Are you two still going to live here?
A4 Sheet: Nah, she's going to live with her new girlfriend in Ibiza.
(globe you'll know why i picked ibiza-)
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(unrealistic things Wild Card wants for Christmas!)
(HIS PARENTS BACK-)
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List of the new fanparents (i am struggling for stapy's y'all-)
A4 Sheet and Cardboard: Book, Tax Document, and Foldy
Prosperity Marker (she/her, choosing to stay single due to the loss of her boyfriend): Zen Marker
(her boyfriend was Light Marker)
Quilly (he/him) and Photosynthesis Marker (she/her): Foliage Marker
