random FFGC AU stuff

it wasn't your fault :<

*Pen is lightly patting Crystal between each word*

Pen: STOP.

Pen: BEING.

Pen: SAD.

Pen: OVER.

Pen: SHIT.

Pen: YOU.

Pen: CAN'T.

Pen: CONTROL.

Pen: *pats Crystal like 2763 times*

Pen: (light-heartedly) STUPID-