(i changed it slightly to fit my hc's - the og audio says mexican instead of japanese)
*The Markerous trio and FJ walk into a clown motel together*
Check-In Guy: Are you guys trying to buy a room, or are you just wasting my time?
Difficulty Chart Marker: Hey, listen listen. I'm sorry about my family...
Difficulty Chart Marker: *pointing at Danger* Yeah that's my brother there, *pointing at Dark* and his husband, *pointing at Junior* and their kid.
Difficulty Chart Marker: We'll take a clean room, how about a clean room?
Check-In Guy: Hold on, let me check if I have a clean room.
Check-In Guy: OH LOOK AT THAT, I DON'T.
Check-In Guy: Would you like the roach room or the murder room?
Difficulty Chart Marker: What happened in the murder room exactly?
Check-In Guy: A couple days ago some BITCH ate some kid's crayons so he threw her off the balcony, and cut her legs off...
Check-In Guy: Would you like the roach room or the murder room?
Difficulty Chart Marker: LISTEN FOOL, if you can't get us a clean room, we're not staying here!
Check-In Guy: You're not gonna find any better rooms than the clown motel.
Difficulty Chart Marker: THE FUCK KIND OF MOTEL IS THIS?!
Check-In Guy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT FUCKING KIND OF MOTEL IS THIS? LOOK AROUND YOU, IT'S THE BEST ON THE BLOCK!
Check-In Guy: IT'S A CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWNS!
Firey Jr: *whistles*
*Dark and Danger burst into laughter*
Difficulty Chart Marker: IF YOU CAN'T GET US A FUCKING ROOM, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A ONE-STAR REVIEW ON YELP, BITCH.
Check-In Guy: Oh my god... IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY SHIT, THEN EITHER BUY A ROOM OR GET OUT!
Check-In Guy: I thought this was the clown motel, but a couple of CLOWNS just walked through my door!
Difficulty Chart Marker: THE FUCK YOU CALL ME?! THAT'S IT, I'M GOING FULL JAPANESE ON YOUR BITCHASS-
Difficulty Chart Marker: *insert japanese for "YOU BETTER GIVE ME A ROOM, OR I'LL TAKE YOUR EYES OUT!"*
Check-In Guy: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING.
Check-In Guy: TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING-
Check-In Guy: DUDE I DON'T SPEAK ANIME!
Dark Markery: *basically dies laughing*
