"Look what's back!" the earthling, Lyric, yells into a mic. "We've got our first contribution to the Ask or Dare! It's been months!"
"Earth, tell your damn lice to shut up, will you?" Venus snaps, glaring at Earth from his orbit.
Earth just shrugs. "If you have a problem with it, then suck my toe, I don't—"
"Guys, both of you can shut up," interrupts a tired Jupiter. "This is getting old."
"Well, prepare for something new, cuz this new dare is gonna make a show!" Lyric brings the dare on the screen.
"Huh, I wonder what that could mean," Mercury wonders, everyone quieting down to look at what's gonna appear.
"It's a dare for the Earth!" Lyric screams into the mic.
The words of the dare gets projected onto the screen, big and bold—
"Like my massive—"
"Earth, no interrupting the narration! The fourth wall's toast."
"My bad, gang, the dare is for me after all."
"I suggest you look at the screen then," Jupiter said with a slight smile.
"What do you mean—" Earth pauses, as he processes the words on the screen.
[Earth: Kiss Venus on the lips]
"Heh. Yeahah, no."
"Uh, yeah, that's an ABSOLUTE NO!" Venus yells, staring in disbelief. "I never even wanted to be a part of this stupid cr#p anyway!"
"You gotta do what you gotta do." Lyric signals every other celestial body to break away for the spotlights.
Earth and Venus just stare at each other for what seemed like hours.
"Guys, just do it," Mars says after a long period of silence. "I mean, it can't be that bad, right?"
"Well, you know what, I wouldn't exactly mind," Earth grins, deciding to play it cool and swag, like, of course he is!
"Of course you won't, you flirt with everyone," Venus grumbled. "But I would mind."
"We know, Venus, we know," Mercury says, eating popcorn. "It's fun watching you struggle."
"You wanna get a piece of my fist, pipsqueak?!" Venus yells over at him.
"No, but it seems like Earth is getting a piece of your lips," Mercury calls back.
Venus groans loudly, as Lyric place a laugh sound track in the background.
"Yes I will!" Earth agrees, moving closer.
Venus backs off. Earth steps closer.
On what ground? We don't talk about that.
"Come onnnn, Venus, it's just a little kiss!" Earth whined, catching a grip on his arm. "Some fans want it!"
"This is really not that serious," Titan mutters.
"Shut up, burnt olive—" Venus gets cut off by Earth placing his lips on his.
With a surprised scream, he shoves him away. "What the ####-"
Lyric motions for clapping, and the audience (the rest of the Solar System) reluctantly complies, Mercury adding in a "Woo!" to dunk on Venus.
"Oo—Was that Hot Lava Rock-Rock brand chapstick?" Earth moves to do it again like the curious dumbarse he is.
"The dare's over!" shrieks Venus, shoving the Earth away.
"Encore! Encore!" yells Lyric the earthling. "Well, this has been fun! I do not know if the earthling who requested this dare wants their username to be shown, but thank you so much for giving the dare!" She plays the applause sound track.
"No, no. Tell me the name," Venus insists, picking up an asteroid.
"Venus," Jupiter warns, giving him a glare.
"Ugh...." Venus lowers his hand, but still latches on to the asteroid.
"And that wraps it up for this chapter! See you whenever next time may be, adios!"
Earth smacks his lips. "I need to get me that chapstick one day."
"Weird-frigging-#ss.. "
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First dare since Ask or Dare released September- yeah, i think you can tell how happy I was XD
I don't ship Vearth personally, but I welcome all the ships if they're legal-coded!
Anyways, have a great day/night/evening/afternoon bros >XD
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Big Book of Solarballs
FanfictionThis is a book about the show, Solarballs! Please read the Introduction to learn what you'll find in this book. Solarballs is created by Alvaro Calmet.
