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Earth cannot cook for the life of him (no pun intended, just coincidence)

Phobos and Deimos love burnt food for some reason, so guess Earth's trash cooking is at least good for one thing
(Another pun at "trash"! Because of pollution! UNINTENDED PUNS TWICE IN A ROW)

Back in the early episodes, the times when Mercury was always excluded by the other Rockies, he collected asteroids that happened to be passing by, and made little figurines and stuff out of it.
Where are they now? S.o.l.a.r.f.l.a.r.e.d.

Deimos writes a LOT of fanfiction, horrible to hilariously bad-but-decent.
Mars always says they're good to make him happy, no matter how traumatized he usually gets from the perils of fanfiction world.

Earth and Venus loves reading Deimos's fanfiction and trashing on them. They wonder what Mars teaches his moons. (Mars doesn't teach them anything bad, they find it on the internet. You don't wanna know.)

Venus used to always bottle up his emotions, and always let them out as anger.
Now things are going way better for him than before, with actual friends, a purpose, and happiness. But he doesn't know how to stop keeping his emotions in and has issues with identity and such.
He's contemplated going to Mercury for therapy—but he doesn't want to ask for help from anyone, especially not the pipsqueak. So, maybe he'll make up his mind one day and actually get help.

Neptune jaywalked before.

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