(Y/n) Cunningham: UA Ninja

Chapter 58: Feeling better now? No. ....How about now?

(Y/n) opened their eyes to find a white room.

"Did someone write the license plate of the semi-truck that ran me over?" (Y/n) joked and chuckled before flinching in pain and stopping their laughter, "Ow."

Almost immediately their hospital bed was surrounded by Aizawa with Nezu on his shoulder, Yagi , a teary eyed Deku still in his hero outfit, and Nighteye looking perfectly fine.

They remembered the little girl and Mirio also but I guess they weren't allowed in.

Their eyes darted to Aizawa as he held up a phone to his ear.

"They're fine. Awake." Aizawa said.

"Is that my dad?" (Y/n) asked.

Aizawa nodded and handed over the phone.

"Yo'. Call me Frankenstein's monster because I'm alive." (Y/n) joked.

"...Kid, you're gonna give your mother and I a heart attack one of these days." (F/n) chuckles clearly relieved to hear their voice, "Call me back, when you get out, k?"

"Yup. You got it boss man." (Y/n) said.

"Love you, kiddo. Alright let me say bye to Shota." (F/n) said.

(Y/n) handed over the phone to Aizawa.

After some quick goodbyes between the two men, Aizawa hung up and Nezu started speaking.

"What happened, (Y/n)?" Nezu asked.

"I don't... I don't know. That's never happened before." (Y/n) said looking puzzled.

They wanted to reach for the Nomicon but it was back in their dorm.

'Wait-... Randy, Randy, Randy.' (Y/n) thought.

Randy appeared floating in the space in between both sides of the hospital bed.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. This is why you don't act by yourself. We could've warned you." Randy said out loud, though it was only audible to them.

"What happened to me?" (Y/n) asked out loud.

"You coughed up blood and then you passed out!" Deku said, clearly distressed about the situation.

"Yeah, exactly that." Randy said pointing at Deku.

"I know that much." (Y/n) deadpanned, "But why?"

"Hm. The doctor said you experience significant trauma resulting in organ bruising. Quite the odd pattern too." Nezu said, looking at a file before turning the paperwork to (Y/n).

"Why am I here? They're nailing it." Randy said.

(Y/n) glared at Randy, which translated to them glaring at nothing in the point of view of everyone else in the room.

(Y/n) turned back to look at the paperwork.

The organ bruising was in the exact same shape as the now non-existent hole on Nighteye's body.

(Y/n) turned to look at Randy, 'Why is this happening? It's never done that before.'

"Actually it has. Remember that one time when you had really bad stomach cramps after accidentally giving that one dude his stomach back?" Randy points at Yagi.

'Wait. So the strawberry milk wasn't bad?' (Y/n) thought.

"What? No! You go to a rich kids school! The vending machines at your school are crazy regulated. You really took it like a champ too. You're too good at not showing your pain to others.' Randy said.