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hEY StacyGaymers and Satcygamyermer! Stacy Gaymin here! Just here to say that this chapter is a SPECIAL! NOT A NORMAL! It takes place on actual Mothers day in like, may?? in the EMCGTU universe, the continuation will be in the next chapter, named, 'I love you', as I said last time, Byeeeaa!!!!!!
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Vigil was probably the most excited person on this godforsaken aerisofied earth right now. His ears were constantly erect in overflowing excitement, his tail could not stop shaking like a wobbly egg toy, his pizzas were blooming. Tomorrow was the magnificent day of Mother's Day, and Vigil could not wait to spend it with his 'mother', Penance.
He sighs, happily remembering the first time they met. She had accidentally wondered onto their baseball field and was talking to JACKMERDA(mamma mia) about this aerisofication incident- 'What happened?','did you see it happen?', 'who are you?', 'why is that woman stamping on a can of millefoglie?', 'stop holding my hand', 'aren't you concerned about the whereabouts of the general public?', 'we've been playing baseball for weeks!' etcetera etcetera.
And on that fateful day, he realised that she was in fact, his mother.
The lack of solid biological evidence and any previous interactions did not bother dear Vigil in the slightest. All things considered, they were remarkably similar. He had wolf ears and so did she; he had an Italian accent and so did she; he kind of liked coffee and she was addicted to it. He might as well have sprouted from her womb.
And so currently, Vigil is planning how he's going to celebrate with her. The Gang TM were actually at Buckstars for once, back from their fantastic adventures in Venezuela, so this of course provided the perfect opportunity to get them to help as they are very kind (although he must avoid John's little fluffy pizza-shaped things).
He sneaks down the wooden laminated stairs by using his wolves as stepping stones to quiet the sound, but because of their low defensive stats he can only make it down 2 steps before 2 of the 3 wolves dissipate for 25 seconds, the last one using its dodge module to dodge all of Vigil's ginormous steps. The expensive laminated wood creaks under his slight weight and nobody gives a shit nor notices to begin with.
Going past the kitchen, he looks in to see JACKMERDA(mamma mia) doing their morning kitchen prep of pre-filling nine hundred and 8 cups with 3 teaspoons of instant coffee. On the floor was moon baby, convulsing cutely as if she scranned a heap of catnip-for-wolves. Texass lights a cigarette as she waves good morning and bongiourno to Vigil the Serving King.
Ray Shitama the Hydrogen Bomb Princess was stood separately from the rest of JACKMERDA(mamma mia), making his morning protein shake. They had recently gotten a hold of a supply of green beens, red beens, kidney beans and butter beans, so Ray Shitama was getting rid of the fat in the butter beans because fat is not protein. The beans blended around in the blender compartment like blended shake, but failed to blend because the blender was from a toy kitchen set they found in an abandoned car park, so they simply spun around in water. Vigil watches Ray Shitama tip out his water and beans into a large glass and pour the whole beans and water down his throat. Vigil shakes his head. Why would you drink water without coffee powder?
He continues past the kitchen and to the main lounge area. The guests are all lazing about in their respective groups, enjoying Buckstar's glorious atmosphere and joyous coffee. In the exact middle of the room is the table of discussion, holding the Gang TM members who are busy discussing important things. Sasha (having a bad hair day) is waving her arms around in a flurry of passion filled speech while Lee Arknights is gripping her oversized sleeves, trying not to be flung across the room like a beanbag. It appears everyone but Sasha (who is having a bad hair day) has noticed his perilous situation.

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