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Goddamnit

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Goddamnit.

The Gang TM were dropping like flies... the flies being poptarts as Jaquiline dropped her 7th pop tart down the drain.

"Ohhh Fillusgibmagnet! I didint mean to litter all over the place like a german spy from germany!" says Jaquiline after after littering.

John musician is getting ready to beat her up to a pulp with a "YOSH" in the middle but decides to control her anger and sing instead.

"Jaquiline you BITCH" screams Mother Poooshitanotherwordforfeces.

"How dare you! I already told you it wasnt on purpouse!" says Jaquiline back

"Guys! Lets all calm downn. Please act like normal people and dont argue like dipshits. *cleaning emoji*" says Miss Clean

"i agree, im trying to beat 1-8 on arknights right now, i need complete silence for this spell." adds hack wback

"Guys!! Dinners ready!!" screams Sasha coming in hot witrh a hot pitza and a hot girlfriend from the hot kitchen.

"Yeah! We finally got done with the Pizza! Dig in everyone!!" adds Eja

Sasha places the amazing Margahrita Pizzaria on the table so they could all eat like breeding hamsters, it was a extrordanary pizza with margharita and pizza.

"Penance tought me how to make one the other day!! I hope its as good as hers!" says Sasha

"Im sure it is!" adds Eja

"Well shiggymy bollocks cuz i am yelling TIMBERR and it is GOING DOWN" says Jaquiline as she bites down and then she does the anime thing of her eyes becoming lines and the background becomes a gradient and theres sparkles around her "GOLLY GOSH THIS IS A MASTERPIECE OF CULTURAL MMELTING POTS"

"What?"

Remy comes in the room with drinks cuz she already predicted the dumb Sasha would forget to bring drinks.

"We have Coca-Cola.. and Sprite... and Fanta... and other stuff."

She lays them on the table in the middle and then sits next to Mother Pdiahhreah

"Didint we have any Pumping Spice Latte? I bought some from ikotokci just the other day!" says John while eating her pitza and feeding netflix pizza.

"yeah! i kinda was in the mood for some, it would go amazingly with arknights and pizza" add hack

"AHDHSAHSDSHAJHDSALJHAHHAHAHAH IM SURE NITHIUNG HAPPENED U JUST DRANK TOO MUCH AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *faint smil eemoji*" add Miss Clean

they look at her with dispupotuation before continueing to eat begrugingly drinking sprite instead

"MMMhh! THis is great! But wheres Desk-Kun and Ray and Lee Arknnights?" says Eja

"Oh! I know this one! I got it! Desk-Kun is in his room becuase nobody wants him here so we just didint drag him down, Ray is on his daily run and Lee Arknights is sobbing in his closet." says Sasha

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