I Love You

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Manager Melon and Assistant Lemon roll out of Robin's hands to START! THEIR! ACTION! PLAN!

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Manager Melon and Assistant Lemon roll out of Robin's hands to START! THEIR! ACTION! PLAN!

Manager Melon's water melon self reminds Robin of food and food reminds her of picnics and that gives her the perfect idea..

"Fulffyes.." (emotional string instruments), "This is it..! This is our chance to correct our wrongs, so sing our songs... to bring back Mother Nature in her full glory bak to Purrrgatory!"

(bass drum kicks up slowly) "wow... how are you gonna do that?" says hack wback with wonder.

"Come on baby, 'sparkle emoji', its OUR Royal Musician.. She's got this! 'music emoji'" grins Miss Clean.

"Yes!" says John. "Let's get down to business, to defeat Duo

Did they send me fossil fuels when I asked for biofuels?
You're the least environmentally friendly bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll get a tree planted from youTranquil as a forest, but on fire within
Once you find your seedling, you are sure to win
You're a LITTERING, CO2 PRODUCING, Unfluffy fuck!
And you haven't got a conkerSomehow I'll get a tree planted from you

(Unenvironmentally NPC 1) I'm never gonna emit CO2

(Unenvironmentally friendly NPC 2)Say hello to electron cars
(Unenvironmentally friendly NPC  3) Boy, was I a fool maybe I was too cruel (to trees)?
(Unenvironmentally friendly NPC  4) This alien got 'em recycling paper
(Unenvironmentally friendly NPC  5) Hope she doesn't spank me with a tree
(Unenvironmentally friendly NPC  6) Now I really wish that I knew how to recycle(Be a carbon neutral individual) you must be green as the eutrophiphicated river (algay)
(Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the force of a great typhon ark nights
(Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the strength of a raging fire spirit cookie
Like a pizza party on the dark side of Uranus!Global warming is warming toward us, 'til the methane arrives
Heed my every ULEZ Zone, and you might survive
You're unsuited for the The Periodblood Wars
So fuck off, go die, FUCK YOU!
How could I get a tree planted from you?(Be a carbon neutral individual) you must be green as the eutrophiphicated river (algay)
((Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the force of a great typhon ark nights

(Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the strength of a raging fire spirit cookie
Like a pizza party on the dark side of Uranus!

(Be a carbon neutral individual) you must be green as the eutrophiphicated river (algay)

(Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the force of a great typhon ark nights
(Be a carbon neutral individual) with all the strength of a raging fire spirit cookie
Like a pizza party on the dark side of Uranus!

John pulls an acorn out of Unenvironmentally friendly NPC 3's <3 and plants it in the ground. She cries hopeful and happy. tears and out of the ground replaces the now useless acorn a HUGE and SPARKLING cherry tree that's FULL of cherry pips.

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