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I HAVE BEEN DRINKING ALCOHOL FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS WHY ARE YOU WRITING IT?
So like, they have to like wake up and realise where they are to be fair. So Maple and Polly and Miss Clean and John Magician and hack wback and Jacqueline and Netflick and Leanclothe (compact portable form) and Vill Anus and Nai Suman all wake up inside from the battered remains of the chloromed bus. They shake their heads and rub those eyes for that have found themselves in the middle of the courtroom.
Judge Mental, the judge of the court was a bit mental, but holy hell was he fair and just. He smacked his lips and then his gavel, for he was not as just as Penance.
The opposition walked up to the opposite stand and introduced themselves.
"Hello. I am Kilometers Bluntscam. I am correct and you are guilty."
"Tweet tweet atashi wa Snowy OWrong. I am not wrong."
Bluntscam and Owlong eat each others faces. Thy are a traditional duo and are known all across the continent as famous LIARS (LAUGH IN AOUT RLOUD S) and their unnecessary feelings for each other.
They shake their heads and point at Vill Anus. "It's him. he is guilty1"
Polly gets up on the stand and point back. "OBJECTION! We do not have enough evidence to say that Vill Anus is the culprit behind the twenties victim just yet!"
Vill Anus is on the podium witness stand thing and he looks very evil. One could even describe such a man as villainous. He also looks like VanSin Der who is watching from the side.
[TESTIMONY 1: BURGERS]
"No. I have not committed any murder.
I was at home eating burgers."
[QUESTIONING TIME]
"How do you know when you were eating burgers if you don't even know when thetwetyfirst victim died? So you know when he died? hOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WERE EATING BURGERS?" says Bluntscam.
Jacqueline Houston who is not staying on the train is like "Our defendant is an old man with dementia! If he doesnt keep track of his routine, how will he survive? It is not outside his constitutional rights to know when or when he may not have eaten burgers!"
Snowy OWrong makes a DING sound effect and rubs his chin and then he slouches as sweat pours off his forehead before he realises that the ghost of his teacher said that Jacqueline's claim is fucking stupid!
"Wait OBJECTION! That didn't answer my question at all!"
Blunstcam says "My question s actually, Snowy do you think I look nice today..."
"U-u-u-uum what? I-iI_i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- do love the smell of your conditioner!"
