Hark! Another person has sputtered out their compressed air for the final time.. People are turning into aerosol cans and Mother Pomskilly seems to be caught up in the middle of it! Journey with our babygirls and men: Mother Pomskilly, a quirky goss...
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Omg its the new year now, and his ass is big and his cheeks are squiggly! Today we are gonna get bacon!
That's what Ray Shitama wants for the new year, but the Gang TM are just so lazy and sitting down. They're playing on Mother Ping's (OMG FIRST MOTHER POMSKILLY OF THE YEAR STACY GAYMERS!!!!!- XXX STACY) boobs. Ie, they're jumping up and down on them like. bouncy castle, although their taste buds are nothing like a bouncy castle.
"It's a new year iTS A NEW MEEEEEEE~~!~!~~!~!~!~!~!~!~ YaHOOOOOOOO!!!!" says Sasha's Bloothooth device (who is having a bad hair day).
Eja: "There is only ONE MONTH LEFT before passionate love comes knocking on our door."
Sasha hits the waka oak and screams 'love is an open garage door' and realises that this was the first time in forever that she's bounced her mother's cleavage while in a miniaturised form.
Mother Precariouslybalanced turns over in her sleep and knocks Sasha from her audacious bosoms and she falls ten feet onto the train tracks of destiny.
This was the first time in forever that she felt like she was dying, and in her last moment she looks up to see her brother's feet coming towards her at average pace.
She says, "This is the first time in forever since I saw my brother's feet." while having a suspiciously bad hai
r day.
As she closes her eyes for the final time, she thinks 'Am I gonna die a virgin, even though my girlfriend is right here..?'
But then she wakes up in a cold sweat and shakes her head for the first time in the first year of today and forever and then like gasps and sputters all over the bed and turns to her girlfriend. "Eja... pst"
"Hmnpph?" She says sleepily.
"Can we um... Can we um, can, we, uh h can we uh have have uh have can um uh can u have se set es e s. se. se. um um-"
"Did you have a nightmare? Do you want to wake up from your daydream, baby?"
"Uh huh huh mu ym um numumum uuhuh. you know marriage?"
Eja opens her eyes slightly wider. "What do you mean..?"
"Can we until marriage before we... become naked in an embarrassing way you know... like with the intent of cutting paper like scissors..." she says, bright red.
"damn, that must have been one hell of a dream huh? Yeah, don't worry, we can do whatever you want baby." murmurs Eja before going back to sleep.
Sasha (having an actually okay hair day) squeals into her pillow excitedly, she just loves her girlfriend, and goes back to sleep.
Meanwhile, Ray Shitama the Hydrogen Bomb Princess is up early doing his morning run at 4 AM. As he peers out into the rising horizon of the rising sun, he realises for the first time in forever that its the new year and its time for his friends to make new miis.
