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𝐵𝑜𝓃𝓊𝓈: 𝟣

The Office Shenanigans

It was a typical Tuesday at the newly established headquarters of our clan—an old warehouse that had been transformed into a somewhat functioning office. Jay and I had decided to take a step back from the more dangerous aspects of our lives for a bit, opting instead to run the business side of things. It sounded simple enough, but it quickly turned chaotic.

"Okay, team," Jay said, standing at the front of the room with a whiteboard behind him. "Today, we need to discuss our marketing strategy."

"Marketing? We're a mafia, Jay. I don't think people want to see our ads," Jake chimed in, raising an eyebrow.

"Not ads, you fool! Networking!" Jay shot back, rolling his eyes. "We need to create a positive image, like a... a mafia with a heart."

Sunghoon snorted. "Yeah, let's call ourselves the 'Cuddly Crime Clan.'"

Jay shot him a glare, but the corners of his mouth twitched. "Very funny, Sunghoon. But I'm serious! We need to reach out to the community. Maybe sponsor a charity event or something."

"Or we could do a bake sale," I suggested, half-joking.

Everyone turned to look at me, and the room fell silent.

"What? I'm serious! Everyone loves baked goods!" I added, holding up my hands in defense.

"I like this idea," Heeseung piped up, grinning. "Imagine the headlines: 'Mafia Offers Cookies and Kindness!'"

Jay facepalmed. "Alright, I see where this is going. We're not turning this into a sitcom."

"Speak for yourself," I said, smirking. "I'm all for a bake sale. Plus, I make amazing chocolate chip cookies."

"Let's do it!" Sunghoon declared, clearly in favor of chaos. "We'll call it 'Cookies for the Community.'"

Jay sighed, but there was a hint of a smile on his face. "Fine, we'll do a bake sale. But I swear, if I see anyone wearing aprons with cute slogans, I'm resigning."