028, Mushrooms

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DARREN AND CASH had made a discovery; mushrooms

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DARREN AND CASH had made a discovery; mushrooms. Possibly magic? For Summer sake, she hoped that they were. This years camp was already frustrating for her because she had to watch her ex and his new man, Zoe was in her cabin and the whole speaker thing was bad on so many levels. Getting high sounded pretty good.

"Whoa. What if they're poisonous?" Sasha said as they all crowded around the rock they were on.

"I don't think they are."

"They look like a good time," Harper said.

"Yeah," Cash agreed.

"Do we think they're magic?" Spider questioned.

"They're definitely magic," Summer replied.

"All right, so, we're not eating them, right?" He asked.

"Wait, what?"

They all looked up to see Ant had already consumed the mushrooms, finishing chewing them.

They all smiled in amusement at his antics.

"Oh, don't!"

"Stupid!"

Ant grinned.

"Can't believe you ate those."

"That's so dangerous."

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They had all moved to sit around the fire, just awaiting to see a sudden change in Ant's behaviour.

"Ant, whatever you do, don't throw up." Cash told him.

"He would've died now if they were poisonous," Harper pointed out.

"I feel fine," Ant said as he turned his body around to look at them all

"Really?"

"Maybe they're just normal mushrooms," He suggested, causing Cash to shake his head.

"Okay, we should use the fire to cook them. It's the only food we have." Sasha said, Missy nodding in agreement.

"Uh, no." Spider decided to protest, "CUMLORDS started the fire, and we're not sharing it. Why don't you start your own fire with your farts? Hmm?"

"Okay. Well, SLTs found the mushrooms, so go find your own food, pig?" The girl retorted.

"Maybe I will," He responded.

"Like I said, I don't feel anything, Mr. Snugglepot."

They turned their heads to see Ant stood away from them, talking to a tree.

"Mr. Snuggle?"

"I don't have enough money to pay rent," He continued to speak to the tree in a soft tone, "Do you accept a little kiss maybe?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Harper protested.

"No, no, no, no, no!"

He then leaned into the tree and started to kiss it passionately, causing them all to yell out.

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