Chapter Nineteen: Funny Faces

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Back in the Neitherworld. "So, I don't care what it takes, said Juno to the couple. "You get the Deetzes out of there now!" "Flight 409 now arriving", said PA System calling. The Maitlands are about to leave. "Whoa! Wait a minute, said Juno. "What are you going to do? To scare them. I wanna make sure it's not some silly parlor trick". "I'll go first", said Adam. He takes off his glasses, stretches his head, and puts eyeballs on his fingers. Barbara initially winces at the appearance of her husband. Upon seeing the final form of Adam, Barbara is impressed. "Not bad. Not bad", said Juno then to Barbara. "Now you. Go ahead!" Barbara's eyes sink into her mouth, and she stretches her mouth open. "You look great", said Juno. "Go clean house and don't forget the photographs and the damn handbook."

    As the two leave, the football players return. "Coach?" Said Dumb Football Player. "What?", said Juno. "I don't think we survived that crash", said Dumb Football Player. "How did you guess?" asked Juno.

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