Snap: Oh well, time to check the mailbox-
CB: *swinging on a vine* AYEEEEEEEEEEE! *lands on Snap* You're not getting to that pot o' gold ya filthy scum!
Snap: It's a mailbo-
CB: *readjusts eyepatch* SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Pot o' gold!
Snap: You're not a pirate! What kind of idiot would pretend to be a pirate?!
Juni: *swings in* Wha's this captain? Scum tryin'a get to the pot o' gold?
Snap: Not you too...
*stuffed parrot falls off Juni's shoulder*
Juni: *fixes parrot* Um, THROW HIM IN THE OCEAN!
Snap: I know how to swim-
Juni: WITH HIS WINGS AN' LEGS TIED UP!
Snap: I have author powers-
Qibli: *casually rips open letter* Hey guys, thanks for distracting Snap for me!
Juni and CB: *intense glare*
*Gigantic earthquake*
Aspen: *bursts in* QIBLI I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE LETTERS! It would've been better if Snap had opened it.
Snap: THANK you! Finally, someone with COMMON SENSE!
Winter: That's what I say!
Umber: Sooo, what was the dare?
Qibli: Um... Scarlet, Morrowseer, Burn and Blister come back from the dead.
*they all appear*
Scarlet: Ooh! You guys would be great in my arena!
Peril: Sooo, I'm going. SEE YA! *dashes out*
Arachina: Oh hey guys- Oh. Look, aren't those dragons unalived?
Kinkajou: Yeah, b-but now they're back.
Winter: Heyy, let's fight to the death! I hate SandWi-
Burn: *stabs with tailbarb*
Everyone: *screeches and runs*
Snap: SCATTER! SAVE YOURSELVES! *gets unalived by Scarlet*
Juni: Nooooo! That's my little brother! Eh, I can always get a new one I guess.
Aspen: ... Are we sure this is MY child?
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Wings of Fire Truth or Dare
FanfictionTwo LeafWings have come to harass Jade Mountain, and bringing their own drama with them. The Pyrrhian dragons cope with terrible fights, grumps who are obsessed with biting people and dragons who use wands to kill each other! Newsflash! I don't own...
