The White Hare

Bloody Briar

Closing the screen viewing the white buck, Starlet growls and slams her hands down on her desk. 

"Damn it! Why doesn't that two faced bastard cut the shit? The mortal obviously doesn't care about-GAH!" The goddess screeches. Standing next to her was Goddess Terra. Only this time she possessed a body of flowering blooms of numerous species. Her arms and legs were made out of solid wood as her face, throat and upper chest still possessed some female qualities. Her skin was incredibly smooth and possessed a healthy hue in these areas.

"Hello Starlet. I've decided to see how you are doing today." She looks at the now reopened screen with the buck on it. "Still looking after this one aren't you? What is causing your troubles this time?"

Starlet breathes a sigh of relief. 'She's in a good mood. Terra might ACTUALLY help me with this.'

"Right now that wannabe god of dungeons is being a pain in the ass." She brings up the status screen belonging to the white hare.

Name: Jack   Race: Blooded Leoporcitae   Level:11   Sex: Male   Preferred Mate: Consenting Adult

Strength:54

Dexterity:41

Agility:35

Constitution:37

Fortitude:44

Mana:1

Qi:4

Luck:70

Skills: [Gnaw] [Eldritch Mind] [Appraisal] [Flexible Biology] [Removed Limiter] [Mediocre Acid Resistance] [Gourmand] [Pain Tolerance] [Qi Sense] [Gluttony] (6)

Traits: [Thick Claws] [Strong Fingers] [Powerful Legs] [Marathon Breeder] [Fluffy Coat] [Quick Wit] [Primordial Memory: Great Ape Ancestry] [Cannibal] [Bone Crushing Teeth] [Predatory Musculature] [Sharp Reflexes]

Titles: [Kin Eater]

Hidden Traits: [Eldritch Soul] ["Bottomless" Stomach]

Status Effects: [Eternal Hunger II] [Severe Level High VI] [Level High Addiction Mk.II] [Caloric Level Drain]

Null Effects: [Dungeon Madness IV] [Scream of the Dungeon Entity] [Corruption I]

"Okay I see the issue here. At first it was his business and within his authority to try and sway him, now it's just an abuse of the power I allowed him to exercise within MY domain." Terra pulls up a screen of her own and hits a single toggle. "I can't help with the other shit but the level high for his level is just ridiculous. So much so that I can't just wipe it without him getting fucked up. He should start to feel better after a day or two and it will hit him every 5 levels instead of every level. Once it gets-" She winces as a nearly imperceptible rift opens along her stomach. "Oh you little- Give me a minute Starlet. I have to deal with something real quick and we can hang out."

"... Hang out?" The goddess of information questions. Now wondering if she is actually awake right now or if she was having a really weird dream after a sugar crash. 'Terra only wants to "hang out" when I did something wrong or she needs to vent. I don't think I did anything too bad in the past couple of days...'

About ten tense minutes later Terra comes back with a new tiny scar on her stomach. Where the rift was located was now nothing more than a new mark to add to the collection she adorned across her body.

"That will teach him."

"What did you do?" Starlet asked in astonishment. Normally it was a few hours before she could send some champions to clear a rift successfully. Then a few more before they get back.