Author POV:-
NEXT DAY AT THE HEADQUARTERS
One sleek black SUV packed with chaos and MEMBER'S energy
Jungkook is grinning from ear to ear, adjusting his sleeves dramatically “Hyung, you sure this shirt is Jimin-approved? You know how he gets when collars aren't aligned with facial symmetry.”
Yoongi groans, adjusting the already-perfect collar for the fifth time “Can we not do this today?”
Taehyung leans over with mock seriousness “I still think you should’ve gone with the black-on-black suit, hyung. That one said ‘I’m hot, I kill people for a living, and I make my boyfriend cry in a good way.’ This one says ‘I spent two hours deciding which tie would make me look the least lovesick.’”
Yoongi side-eyed him, his jaw tightening “This is the black-on-black.”
Hoseok snorts so loud it echoes in the car “Exactly.”
Jin gasped in fake horror “You mean to tell me that this is the famous Heartbreaker Suit™? Honey, it looks like you broke your self-esteem trying to impress a boy.”
Namjoon flicks through the dossier but smiling under his breath “To be fair, the boy is Park Jimin. I'd cry too if he didn’t compliment my outfit.”
Jin points a finger dramatically at Yoongi “You should’ve let me style you. The World Wide Handsome touch would’ve had Jimin fainting right there in Mingyu’s hallway, calling you ‘Daddy’ while angels sang.”
Yoongi adai groans , covering his face with both hands “Can I please get one minute of silence before this meeting?!”
Kai gasps, clutches imaginary pearls “OH NO. What if Mingyu notices the shirt wrinkle before Jimin does?! Catastrophic!”
Jungkook nodded seriously “We’d have to cancel the war. Yoongi’s wardrobe is under siege. Operation 'Iron Your Heart' begins now.”
Taehyung: “Do we have an emergency steamer on board? Someone check the trunk!”
Yoongi snaps, his voice rising “Shut up! All of you!”
Jin ignoring him completely, looking at Hoseok “I told him, double starch and collar pins. But nooo, he wanted to look ‘effortless’. This is stressful, not effortless.”
Hoseok is typing dramatically on his phone “Note to self: Yoongi’s fragile ego must be handled with caution when Park Jimin is within a 50-meter radius.”
Namjoon chuckled “Add it to the security protocol. Level 5 Threat: Ego Erosion by Flirtatious Park Jimin.”
Taehyung: “Yoongi hyung, be honest. Did you spray cologne behind your ears and your knees just in case Jimin hugs you from a weird angle?”
Yoongi blushed furiously now, turning to the window “I swear on my Gun, I will throw you all out of this car one by one.”
Jungkook leans forward “Wait wait!! HYUNG! Is that a lip balm stain on your collar?! Did you--did you test kiss angles in the mirror?!”
Yoongi's voice cracks slightly “IT’S FROM COFFEE, YOU PSYCHO!”
Kai: “He’s so red. Look at him! He’s literally blushing like he just got caught writing ‘Min Jimin’ in cursive in his diary.”
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