~deepika.~ (REGRETAVATOR STORY)

68

Pilby: (hearing the door bell ring) "Oh I wonder who could that be..."

Pilby is about to stand up.

Pest: (puts a hand on Pilby's shoulder) "I'll get it."

Pest went to the door.
Once he is at the door, he leans forward.

Pest: "Who is it?"

Police officer: "This is the police."

Pest thought of this: Emerson called the police on Pest and he wanted to get his ass in prison for what he did to Poob.
He opens the door to reveal two guys in business suits. One officer showed his badge to Pest.

Pest: "Can I help you?"

Police officer 1: "Are you Pest Collymore?"

Pest: "...Yes."

Police officer 1: "We're sorry to disturb you but we have some questions for you and your husband."

Police officer 1: (continued) "It has to do with your son's friend PartyNoob Anderson."

Pest: (tries to make an excuse) "Did something..."

The sounds of crickets chirping and a dog barking is heard outside the Collymore residence as it is nighttime.

Pest: "Ah... come this way."

Pest lets the two police officers into the house.

Police officer 1: "Thank you."

Pest then closes the door.

The two police officers enter the living room, they both look around the place.

Pest: (also enters the room) "Sit. Please."

Pilby: (calls from the dinner table) "Pest, who is it?"

Pest: (explaining to the police officers) "Ah, we were just finishing our dinner. Um..." (pauses) "I'll be right back."

Pest leaves the living room and then enters the room where the dinner table is at.

Pest: (whispering slightly) "The police..."

Pest: (still whispering slightly) "You take care of the kids..."

Albert, Pilby, and even Craig looked at Pest.

Pest then reenters living room, the two police officers sitting on the sofa.

Pest: "Sorry..." (sits on the recliner) "Now..."

Pest: (continued) "You said something about Lampert Howard."

Police officer 1: "Excuse me?"

The first police officer looks at the second police officer.

Pest: (realizes he made a miscalculation) "I'm sorry... I mean... PartyNoob Anderson."