Brozone Brain Rot

Brozone part 13

I might move the 'Kismet and Brozone' chapter behind all the other ones where the play with other characters that I mentioned in that one.

"In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? I'm hoping its with fresh beats." Prince D says cooly, pretending he's scratching a record.

Clay starts beatboxing, using his cards to cover his face.

"Please don't spit all over the cards, I don't want your germs." Branch teases, sighing slightly.

"Hehe, I don't understand this game but I like it! Almost as fun as Cribbage!" Cooper laughs as he takes a large swig from his cup before sliding a card over to his brother, the twins sharing a knowing look.

"Hey, no twin telepathy!" John shouts, not looking up from his hand.

"You know that's been disproven, right?" Clay cocks an eyebrow at JD as he passes a white card in front of Floyd to Prince D.

"There's too many variables to truly disprove it or prove it. Yes there's no evidence to prove it but there's also no evidence that disproves it." John Dory says, swirling his glass before putting his card with Bruce's.

"Twins can read each other's mind?" Floyd asks, looking a little skeptical.

"Possibly." John and Clay speak at the same time.

"Heh, looks like I'll have to test that theory." Bruce chuckles, leaning back in his chair.

"We're not doing telepathy. Chill." Prince D says, shuffling the cards.

"Ok, in 1,000 years when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Figgy pudding. Weird thing to pay with since you'd have to buy stuff to make it before you can pay for it. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Diamond prison? T-that doesn't sound like something we should be using as payment. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Bruce's abs, wanna boil an egg on them. I can't believe these cards, that's a weird thing to pay with. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Spectacular abs. What is with you guys and abs?? In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Clay's scrawny ass. Everyone wants a piece of that ass, hehe. In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? Sparkly jizz. Ew but if techno gamer girls can sell their bath water then I guess we can use jizz to pay for stuff. I guess the jizz would be the only one that makes the most sense." Prince D sighed and held out the black card.

Clay covered his face as he reached out for the black card blindly.

"Really Clay? Jizz?" John Dory teased, cocking his eyebrow at Clay.

Clay gently kicks JD from under the table, glaring at him without saying a word.

"OO my turn!" Cooper says excitedly as he draws the next black card.

"Blank is a slippery slope that leads to Blank! Ooo that's a good one! Can't wait to see what you got!" Cooper said happily, looking around excitedly.

"Ugh, I hate the pick two cards. I always feel like they never make any sense. Very rarely do I never get two cards that seem to go together." Floyd groans, shuffling his cards.

"Hehe, mine always either make no sense or complete sense, there's no in-between." Clay chuckles, sliding two cards over to Cooper.

Cooper happily puts Clay's cards next to the stack from his brother, Branch, and JD before shuffling the piles quickly with all four of his hands. He does it again once he has the cards from Bruce and Floyd.