Brozone Brain Rot

John Dory meets the parents

John Dory meets Cecil's parents. He's nervous and trying not to freak out. Cecil is a Tango Troll, which are extremely tall so JD sticks out while there. As usual, Cecil belongs to melonsw33t on tumblr, I have permission to use them. He also came up with the parents but I made the friends (since they were small side characters). If this does well, I'll post more of melonsw33t's characters (with his permission ofc)

Oh mi pequeña, why aren't you feeding him?: Oh my little one, why aren't you feeding him?
Mi mamá: my mom/mama
el gamberro: the hooligan
Papá: dad/papa
"Basta, papá, you're making your scary face. No lo asustes!": "Enough, dad, you're making your scary face. Don't scare him!"
Mi pequeño brillo: my little shine
la hierba: the grass
Ok, la cena está lista. Horatio, you set the table?: Ok, dinner is ready. Horatio, do you set the table?
Silencio, no es su culpa no es inteligente: Hush, it's not your fault you're not smart
Horatio! No le des ideas: Horatio! Don't give him ideas
Oh, eres estúpido. Lo sabía.: Oh, you're stupid. I knew it.
Realmente le gustan, querido.: Translation is in the story because it got lost in google translate
Realmente lo hace. Pero si les hace daño tendrá muchos problemas.: He really does. But if he hurts them, there's going to be problems
Es pop. Podría ser muy malo: It's pop. It could be very bad
bola de hierba: grass ball
No importa ahora: It doesn't matter now
pequeña bola de hierba: small ball of grass
dulce bola de vida verde: sweet green ball of life

John was nervous. It had been a long time since he had met the parents of one of his partners, the last time being sophomore year in high school when he went to homecoming with his girlfriend of the time.

This time he was much more serious about the relationship, making him so much more nervous.

Meeting Cecil's parents was a big step for the two of them, Cecil only introducing a handful of their past partners to their parents.

John Dory felt very lucky. And nervous.

"What if they don't like me? What if they hate all pop trolls? What if they found out about the bounty on my head and how I faked my own death?" JD thought as more 'what if's ran through his head, he paced the floor. He was shook out of his thoughts by a hand on his shoulder. It was Bruce.

John relaxed a little, happy to see Bruce, he had a question for him.

"You good, John? You're going to bore a hole in the floor with all your pacing." Bruce joked, gently rubbing JD's shoulder.

"I'm as good as I can be right now. I have a question for you." John Dory asked, nervously rubbing the back of his head.

"Sure, what's up bro?" Bruce asked, motioning for John to ask his question.

"How did it go when you met Brandy's parents for the first time?" JD said, looking down nervously.

"Oh! You guys are taking that step, huh?" Bruce teased, causing John to blush a little.

"Hehe, yeah. They want me to meet their parents and I'm beyond nervous. I was hoping to get some advice from you because you've already done this." JD said, rubbing his arm anxiously.

"Aw, my big brother wants my advice? Well, I can only assume that they'll be very different from Brandy's parents. They were super chill, like all Vacation Islanders are. But Cecil's parents will probably be super protective of Cecil no matter how good or bad you are. All parents are like that, or big brothers in our case. Only advice I can give you is, put your best foot forward, wear extra deodorant, and your best clothes. You should probably have Floyd help dress you, and don't mention anything that has gone on behind closed doors. Besides that, there's nothing else I can tell you to help you. I don't know how their parents are, so just do your best and be your best. Oh, and avoid alcohol, that shit will bring out your worst no matter what kind of drunk you are. I know you're a cryer but mix that with nerves and there's no telling what will happen." Bruce said, patting John Dory's back affectionately.