Finally!

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Me: I finally got to this!

America: and Labor Day was great! *me and him are jumping around happily and talking about our holiday*

Canada and Mexico: *both looking at us with an annoyed look on their faces*

Me: Alright we're done... Anyway the first dare is for america.

America: great...

Me: ok... Don't shoot the messenger...*hides behind Mexico and Canada* because you cheated on the first vegan burger dare, you have to eat 10 began burgers without Cola or anything else to hide the taste only water and vegetables.

America: *eyes grow wide and then begins to throw at fit* f***k!

Mexico: do the dare already Stupido!

America: No! No! And No!

~24 Hours Later~ This time skip is brought to you by America and Israel watching Captain America movies together.

America: Fine...*begins to eat them, but he stops after one bite because he looks like he's goons be sick*

Canada: p-please stop o-overreacting and finish the d-dare

Mexico: your acting even worse the usual Stupido

Me: Alfred please...

America:*fells a bit guilty for making us wait so long and slowly but surely eats all ten vegan burgers with a lot of water*

Everyone else:*looking at him worriedly*

Me: Alfred are you...

America: *dashes to the bathroom and throws up for a while*

Me:*looks down at phone* well... I fell really bad right now...

Canada:what's w-wrong?

America: *comes out and takes a seat*

Mexico: Stupido, you gonna be alright?

America: *nods and lets out a groan* I hate vegan food

Me: ok...I'm sorry... But America your next dare is to go a week eating only vegan food with only water and tea to drink and, Canada, your dare is to not have pancakes for a week.

Canada: *jaw drops and just sits there frozen before he starts to cry*

Me:*fells really bad and start hugging him with kuma*

America:*walks up to Mexico* can I have a shot of tequila?

Mexico: *slides bottle to him* just so it's still clear, I still hate you! Ok Stupido?

America:*smiles* thanks dude *takes a swig*

~One week later~This time skip is brought to you by Denmark watching The Little Mermaid.

Me: well...are you guys okay?

America and Canada: *not even listening. They are to busy eating the food they were banned from*

America: my hamburgers! *with mouth full* I missed you so much!

Canada: *crying tears of joy* my pancakes!

Mexico: And I believe that answers that Amiga

Me: *nods* ok America you have another dare...

America: *finishes eating* let me guess, more vegan food?

Me: you have to eat five of England's vegan scones....

England: *enters* hello love, did you say someone was gonna have to eat my scones?

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