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Thanksgiving and More Latin Crazyness

Me and America: Happy Thanksgiving! *stuffing our faces with pumpkin pie and turkey*

Mex: *stealing food from America's plate when he's not looking just to mess with him*

America: Hey! Stop doing that!

Mex: No hablo inglés

America: oh come on! You were just calling be a bastard in English five minutes ago!

Mex: *evil smile*

Canada: *has been eating quietly* well this should be fun.

Me: anyway... since it's thanksgiving when families come together and bicker and have fun... we should finish with how Mex gets along with the rest of Latin America.

America: Wait we still aren't done!?

Me: yep we have 6 more to go.

Mex: alright let's get this done.

America: *glaring at him* I hate you so much

Mex: the feelings mutual gringo.

Canada: can you two not right now?

Me: Federation of Saint Kitts and Nevis?

Mex: oh. They were raised by England and France. Also they have been married since the late 1800s. In fact, they are the last of us to get complete independence. They are both pretty cool and a lot of fun.

Me: Saint Vincent and the Grenadines?

Mex: Those two have also been married a very long time. They were in the middle of tug of war between France and England for at least 100 years. Eventually, England won and raised them. There both a lot of fun though that volcano of their's does a lot of damage.

America: when don't volcano's cause trouble?

Mex: Hey! I love mine! I even have a whole Aztec romance tragic myth about two of them!

Me: that myth so sad, but good! Suriname?

Mex: he's Netherland's kid. He's a pretty cool guy though I've only recently got to know him since the 70's. He a lot of fun though.

America and Canada: Netherland's had colonies?

Me: America, New York was first a Dutch colony remember!

America: oh...New Amsterdam!

Mex: *rolls eyes* anyway...

Me: right...Trinidad and Tobago?

Mex: They we're both in the middle of Spain, France, and England fighting over them. It was crazy. They've been married since the late 1800s. What is it with England playing matchmaker with his colonies?

America: glad I left before that started.

Canada: I'm glad I was to far north for him to match me with anyone.

Mex: They're both pretty good at football and are a lot of fun at parties.

Me: Uruguay? 

Mex: yes...*takes a minute to remember who that is*

Uruguay: *barges in* The small country next to Brazil! We sit around and complain about Argentina together!

Mex: right!

Canada: ah...the me of Latin America.

Mex: He was first found by Portugal, but Spain took him. He got independence about the same time I did, but he had to deal with Spain, Portugal, Brazil, and Argentina. England and France had to come back him up.

Uruguay: it...was a lot of work.

Mex: why are here still?

Uruguay: *shrugs* I didn't feel like going back and hear Argentina in another fight again.

Mex: valid point. Anyway...I like you. Your a lot of fun to complain and dance with.

Uruguay: Thanks *leaves shortly after*

Mex: *whispers* when I remember him

Canada: *face palm* Maybe I should hang out with him more often.

America: yeah you two have a lot in common.

Canada: *stomps America's foot*

America: ouch! What was that for!

Mex: nice one Canada!

Me: *sigh* last one!

Mex: alright let's go!

Me: Venezuela?

Mex: She is a really nice girl though she hasn't been going great these past few years. We still hang out at parties and she still a lot of fun, but...you can tell it's taking it's toll on her. Columbia, her sister, is rather worried about her.

Me: poor her.

America: wow. It's really that bad huh?

Mex: you have no idea, gringo.

Me: anyway. *is eating a piece of pumpkin pie smothered in whipped cream* thanks for reading and I hope you all had a wonderful thanksgiving!

America: Don't forget to ask and dare!

Canada: don't forget to vote!

Mex: adios!