Happy Saint Patrick's Day

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Ireland: happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Me: yep! Potatoes, beer, and chocolate gold coins!

America: don't forget making rivers green!

Me: True and today we have some questions for America's states. *there is a rumbling sound in the distance*

N.A.T.: stampede! *all fifty states enter the room*

Massachusetts: *hugging Ireland*

Ireland: it's good to see you too.

Mexico: *off talking with the three Californias*

Me: alright states! You ready!?

All the states: ready!

Me: how are you all doing?

All states: *look at each other and at their father* Alright.

America: we're doing amazing!

New York: *rolls his eyes*

Me: do you guys ever worry America will give you up?

The Northeast, Midwest, and most of the South: that's true.

West and Texas: ...yes

America: I told you guys already I wouldn't!

Mexico: he is going to give my old lands....

America: never.

Me: *cough* anyway.... America how do you comfort them?

America: well I promise would never and I hug them. I also make their favorite meals if they are really afraid.

Alaska: he does that for me. A lot....

Mexico: *is trying to sneak his old kids out of the room*

America: Not one more step Mex!

Canada: here we go again.

Mexico: they are mine gringo! *Mexico and America are fist fighting again on the floor*

The States: *surround them and start making bets or cheering*

Canada: who trusted Mex and America with kids?

Me: have you not met Quebec and Ontario?

Canada: ...please don't remind me....

Me: anyway don't forget to ask and dare!

Ireland: *makes her way out of the crowd of states* till next time!

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