Ireland: happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Me: yep! Potatoes, beer, and chocolate gold coins!
America: don't forget making rivers green!
Me: True and today we have some questions for America's states. *there is a rumbling sound in the distance*
N.A.T.: stampede! *all fifty states enter the room*
Massachusetts: *hugging Ireland*
Ireland: it's good to see you too.
Mexico: *off talking with the three Californias*
Me: alright states! You ready!?
All the states: ready!
Me: how are you all doing?
All states: *look at each other and at their father* Alright.
America: we're doing amazing!
New York: *rolls his eyes*
Me: do you guys ever worry America will give you up?
The Northeast, Midwest, and most of the South: that's true.
West and Texas: ...yes
America: I told you guys already I wouldn't!
Mexico: he is going to give my old lands....
America: never.
Me: *cough* anyway.... America how do you comfort them?
America: well I promise would never and I hug them. I also make their favorite meals if they are really afraid.
Alaska: he does that for me. A lot....
Mexico: *is trying to sneak his old kids out of the room*
America: Not one more step Mex!
Canada: here we go again.
Mexico: they are mine gringo! *Mexico and America are fist fighting again on the floor*
The States: *surround them and start making bets or cheering*
Canada: who trusted Mex and America with kids?
Me: have you not met Quebec and Ontario?
Canada: ...please don't remind me....
Me: anyway don't forget to ask and dare!
Ireland: *makes her way out of the crowd of states* till next time!
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...