Ask Norte America!

Final Exams Again!

Me: alright let's get started!

America: shouldn't you be studying?

Me: I'll be okay. The exams tomorrow aren't bad! I have stats and chior.

Canada: shouldn't you be studying statistics?

Me: I did already!

Mex: Just let her be! You don't need to stress about this amiga. Relax.

America: yes cause relaxing has gotten you so far Mex. *rolls eyes*

Mex: can I have his corpse for Christmas?

Me: shut it! Both of you! Alright Canada you first.

Canada: okay

Me: what do you think of PruCan and all your other ships and which is your favorite?

Canada: d-do I have to do them all?

Me: no just the most famous ones

Canada: well okay. That would be...

America: *cuts him off* PruCan, Franada, Americest, CanKraine, Cuba x Canada (no ship name), UKCan, GerCan, NedCan, RusCan, RomaCan, and Greenada.

Me and Canada: how?

Mex: stalker much?

America: I do my research and I Am Not A Stalker!

Mex: keep telling yourself that gringo.

Me: anyway!

Canada: w-well I'll just go in order. Um... PruCan is no; Prussia is one of my best friends. Franada is no; father son relationship. Americest is hell no; genetic brother. CanKraine is yes. Cuba x Canada is no; Cuba is another one of my best friends. UkCan is no; brotherly relationship when he remembers me. GerCan is no; the man is practically married to Italy. NedCan is yes. RusCan is no; Leave Ukraine alone! RomaCan is no; he has Spain and Belgium. Greenada is yes.

Me: pick between CanKraine, NedCan, and Greenada.

Mex and America: *watching Canada closely*

Canada: well. That's hard still, but... Greenada.

America: hand it over Mex. You owe me 5 bucks.

Mex: what? Amigo? I believe your mistaken!

America: cheapskate!

Mex: greedy gringo!

Me: enough! America can you speak Spanish and you are dared to eat a Jalapeño.

America: sí. Mex es mi vecino...tristemente. (Mex is my neighbor...sadly)

Mex: *very long rant of Spanish cursing*

America: *rolls eyes* well I good at speaking Spanish, but I don't know every cuss word like him. Do I have to do the dare?

Me: yes

America: *grabs a bottle of coke and then eats the Jalapeño. His face turns red and he starts drink like crazy.*

Mex, Canada, and Me: *laughing our heads off*

America: *still teary eyed* v-very funny

Mex: what's the matter? Can't handle the heat? *eating bag of Jalapeños*

America: bastard

Me: and Mex

Mex: sí?

Me: what are you doing now that Trump has won and speaking of which what do you all think of him?

Mex: *laughs bitterly* keep digging tunnels and *one long string of Spanish curse words later* to put it simply I'm praying for an assassination.

Me: like the one that still hasn't come for your president that you hate so much?

Mex: *eyebrow twitch* you have no idea

America: dang admin! You aren't usually that salty.

Canada: *snickering in background*

Mex: the time social media did me wrong.

Me: America and Canada your turn.

America: in a little to much turmoil to answer that. I survived Jackson so I think I'll be okay. Anyway, it's more of I don't really like him, but I'll survive.

Mex: that's what they all say. And then they are done for.

America: please. We all know if I die, thanks to your dependence on me, you would die shortly after Mex

Mex: I...

Me: Canada!

Canada: um... well... I'm afraid for trade firstly. Secondly, America crashed my immigration site.

America: I did not. My terrified democrats did.

Canada: as a whole... I guess I don't like him, but I'm just worried more about trade than anything else.

Me: well there you have it. I gotta sleep so I don't die from my stupid math test tomorrow bye!
Wait! I almost forgot! Canada and Mex how were Cuba's parties?

Mex: oh! They were amazing!

Canada: we were all starting to think Castro would never die. Cuba is still throwing parties about it.

America: I wasn't invited.

Me: I wish I could have gone. Cuba is such an amazing dancer. School has just been crazy lately though. Real goodbye this time!

America: don't forget to ask and dare!

Mex: !adios!