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Valentines Day and 2p Mexico

Me and NAT: Happy Valentines Day! *eating chocolate*

Me: what did you guys get? I got roses, Oreos, and a stuffed animal.

America: chocolate and desserts! *goes quiet a moment* And I got Israel roses. Wait a minute! You have a valentine this year!?

Mexico: well it's about time, amiga.

Me: *laughs* yep!

Canada: I got Netherlands some money and Greenland a stuffed animal polar bear.

Kuma: *nodding in approval*

Canada: And her and Netherlands got me hockey gear cause you know.... I'm going to beat you guys in the Winter Olympics again!

Mexico: *Rolls eyes and chuckles*

America: you'll just have to wait and see! I've beaten you before and I can beat you again!

Russia: *appears out of nowhere* or I'll beat you both again. *cracks knuckles*

America: *gulp*

Canada: not if I have any say!

Me: *gets in between them* Mex! What did you get for Valentine's Day?

Mex: *smirks* mangos and some fun behind closed....

America: Too much information, Mex.

Mex: Who says I care what you think, gringo?

America: you should care!

Mex: anyway, I made Philippines dinner and got her a new dress.

Me: nice. Now the question today is for Mex.

Mex: oh?

Me: do you have a 2p?

Mexico: .... *gets really quiet* sí

America and Canada: *both pale*

Me: *surprised by his chance I'm attitude* what's his name?

Mex: speak of the devil and he shall appear....

2p Mex: *throws open the door. He has Spain's hair but a bit longer. Very light skin. Hazel Eyes* I'm Alejandro and I'm fucking here!

Mex: oh no.... *grabs me and shakes me* what have you done?! *crosses himself*

Me: he can't be that....

America and Canada: *hiding and shaking their heads yes* He is that bad...

2p Mex: Spain was amazing! So was Cortez! I wish I was still 2p Nueva España! I wish I was lighter!

Me: *wide eyed* oh...

Mex: *crosses himself again and is saying Hail Marys under his breath*

2p Mex: but if we must be like 2p Aztec... than sacrifice! Let us dig out their hearts and supply the sun with the power to live! With blood! *laughing maniacally*

Mex: *face palm* As much as I want to sacrifice... *looks at America* some people like notahtziné (Mom) Aztec Empire ... *looks back at his 2p* I'm not a psychopath like him.

Me: *grabs NAT and hides in the movie room.*

Me and NAT: *barricade the door*

2p Mex: let me in! *tries to stab and push his way in* Fine! I'll just starve you out like Cortez did the Aztecs!

Me: oh dear.

Mex: look what you have done!

Me: A reader asked! Also they said to say you are handsome!

Mexico: oh... well, than... they are absolutely right...

America: we are going starve in here!

Me: *laughs nervously* till next time.

Canada: don't forget to ask and dare

Kuma: *hiding in Canada's backpack* don't get caught by 2p Mex

Mex: adios!

America: is no one worried about how are going to get out of this!?

Mex: if you're going to complain, think of something gringo!