America and Me: chocolate!
Mexico: is that all today is to you two?
America: no! It's also Single's Awareness Day!
Me: *single and a bit sad* yep....
Canada: hey don't be to upset. At l-least you don't have two people who like you. *has tulips from Netherlands and a white teddy bear from Greenland*
America: you can say that again *a diamond from Israel and some burnt chocolate desserts from England*
Mexico: this why I only have one love interest *eating mangos Philippines got him*
America: keep telling yourself that. You flirt and sleep around to make extra money.
Mexico: I don't!
Me and Canada: *arch eyebrow*
Mexico: anymore
America: really?
Mexico: fine... I commit a few sins... with countries like Russia and China... occasionally... when I'm drunk
America: Philippines could do so much better.
Mexico: and so could Israel.
America: you son of a bitch! *America and Mexico start ripping each other apart*
Me: stop! America! You have a question!
Canada: *separates the two*
Me: alright! Was there a personification of the confederacy during the Civil War?
America: *darkly* yes. There was.
Mexico: well? Aren't you going to introduce her?
America: fine. South Carolina!
South Carolina: female. age 17. Long dirty blonde hair. Bluish green eyes. British eyebrows. She is white. Grey confederate soldier jacket. Bitter. Short tempered. Will fight you to the bitter end. Can be kind but it's on her terms and conditions.
South Carolina: hello. How y'all doing? Dad. Uncle. Jerk. Admin.
Mexico: nice to see you to racist.
SC: *begins to march over to Mex but is held back by America* second world country!
Mexico: spoiled brat!
Me: moving on! South Carolina represented not only her state but all the confederacy. Like how England represents England and the U.K. as a whole.
SC: communist lover!
Mex: that's it! *pulls out machete* I'm sacrificing this girl Aztec style!
America: no your not!
SC: bring it on Nueva España!
Me: well bye everyone. This all about to go to hell so see you soon.
Canada: don't forget to ask and dare!
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Fiksi PenggemarMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
