Ask Norte America!

Sick Countries and Mother's Day

Me: *playing Pokémon on my 3ds*

America: admin

Me: *stilling playing*

Canada: admin you have to update.

Me: *ignores them*

Mex: *snatches 3ds and turns it off* update now.

Me: no! I finally got to the post game! I'm almost done.

Mex: *holds out of my reach* no. You have one final question or dare thing and we will be all caught up.

Me: but

America: *grabs it from Mex so now it's way out of my reach* come on admin. Canada and I still have to go put flowers on.....

Canada and America: *crying and holding each other*

Me: alright so what are you guys like when your sick?

Canada: *sniffle* as long as I have pancakes and medicine I'm just myself exhausted and stuck in bed unless....

America and Me: unless what?

Canada: well....

Flashback to last Canada was sick

Ontario: Out of my way Frenchy!

Ontario: male, age 15, name Lance Williams, looks almost exactly like Canada except forest green eyes and dirty blonde hair. He even has the curl. He's arrogant and prideful, but he does love Canada and is very loyal to him. He just thinks he's the best of all Canada's kids. He dislikes Quebec and Manitoba, but Quebec wins by a long shot.

Quebec: non! I'm eating crepes.

Quebec: male. Age 15. Name Louis Williams. If you say his name the English way, he might kill you. He looks like a mini France with his hair going to his chin. Also arrogant and prideful. (It's partly why the two don't get along) hates speaking English. Has threatened to leave Canada way to many times for comfort. Sleeps around with many different people and somehow make smoking look attractive.

Ontario: well I'm trying to get dad some more medicine and pancakes! He's sick in case you haven't noticed!

Quebec: I noticed. I just don't care.

Ontario: frog! *attempts to choke him*

Quebec: cry baby *trying to push here away*

Canada: IF YOU TWO INGRATIATES DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, I'LL MAKE YOU GO STAY IN THE TERRITORIES DURING THE DEAD OF WINTER WHERE CAN BOTH FREEZE TO DEATH FOR ALL I CARE! *coughing*  

Quebec and Ontario: *holding each other and shaking*

Present

Me, America, and Mex: *look at Canada very shocked*

Canada: *blush* wh-what?

Me: America your turn.

America: um... well I just stay in bed and make one of my states cuddle with me. As long as I have my states taking care of me and I can stay in bed, then I sleep off the sickness. If I can't sleep, then I complain and threaten until my states help me.

Canada, Mex, and Me: I can see that happening.

America: hey!

Me: Mex your turn

Mexico: just get me Vicks vaporub and I'll be bueno. That stuff cures everything!

Me and America: mex....