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Time: Halloween

Me: everyone! Can I please have your attention! I have a big announcement! I counted wrong!

Mex: *dressed as Wonder Woman* Wait what?

Me: yeah I actually did 17 Latin American countries instead of 16 so we are only doing 15 this time.

America: *dressed as the clown from It* isn't that more of a good than bad thing?

Canada: *dressed as Harley Quinn and Kuma as a hyena* what are you dressing ups as this year admin?

Me: Well... this is my first year not trick or treating and I didn't get invited to a College Halloween party so... I'm just going with my family and wearing a mask this year.

America: but you are never to old to go trick or treating! 

Canada: *facepalm*

Me: anyway let's begin before day of the Dead gets here.

Mexico: and it can't get here fast enough.

America: *gulp*

Me: Dominica?

Mex: also raised by England. She is very friendly though and her parties are fun.

Me: Ecuador?

America: hey doesn't he have a canon drawing?

Mex: yep! He was the first South American country to get a canon design.

America: and you still don't.

Mexico: *ties him up with lasso* anyway we are great friends actually. We've always had good relations and things have just gotten better since the 70s.

Me: Grenada?

Mexico: she's very nice and a lot of fun. She was another one raised by England and France. She's also a good buddy to complain about America with cause he took over her for a while.

America: must you really bring up everything!?

Mexico: sí, it's my job.

Me: Co-operative Republic of Guyana?

Mex: he's cool. He was mostly raised by Netherlands and then England. Still, he's a lot of fun at parties.

Me: Haiti?

Mex: She is one of the toughest people I know. She was the first of Latin America to get independence! Sometimes I help a few people leave her country, but that's really the only thing we argue about. I also helped her out in her big 2010 earthquake.

Me: Jamaica?

America: Jamaica man.

Canada: *face palm*

Mex: *rolls eyes* anyway he's is a great person at parties and hosting them. We are really good friends and we do a lot of international things together.

Me: Paraguay?

Mex: he's really sweet. Other than this one President he had that I didn't like in the 90s, we've been really good friends.

Time: *midnight strikes and Mexico begins to glow*

America: oh no....

Mex: oh sí. Now that Halloween is over. I get my Dia de los Muertos magic.

America: *gulp* he's gonna kill me.

Me: can we do a few more first and then you can try and kill him?

Mex: sí.

Me: Peru?

America: that's the Inca and Emperor's New Grove right?

Mex: *laughs* yep! That's the lama fuc-

Me: *hits him upside the head* Mex!

Mex: ok! Fine! I won't make that joke. We're good friends and his parties are fun. And just so you know, all of Latin America makes fun of his lama fetish!

Peru: *sticks head in* I don't have a lama fetish for the last freaking time! *leaves*

Mex: *rolls eyes* sure you don't.

Peru: *from outside* I heard that!

Mex: *yells* you were meant to!

Me: moving on, Santa Lucia?

Mex: oh! She was basically in the middle of a tug of war between France and England throughout the 1700s. They even called her the "Helen of the West Indies." She really nice and we're gotten closer in recent years. Now, let the games begin.

America: *already running for his life*

Mex: *chasing after him* get back here gringo!

Time Skip: later that day

Me: no!

N.A.T: what!? *Mex is strangling America with magic*

Me: *crying tears of horror* Ast-Ast-Hou-

America: *gets dropped and coughs* oh the Astros won the World Series!

Me: *is on the floor crying* my poor Dodgers! We finally made to the World Series! It's not fair! *is very much a southern Californian when it comes to Baseball*

Canada: it's not the end of the world admin. Don't cry.

Mex: *lifts me up* let's go get something to drink, listen to some good music, and celebrate Dia de los Muertos! It'll help get your mind off of it.

Me: *sniffle* ok.

Mex: now we have to go calm down Southern and Central California and avoid Eastern Texas. He is going to brag. For a while. *teleports with me using magic away*

Canada: I guess we're finishing today.

America: yep. Bye everyone! We hope you had a happy Halloween and Dia de los Muertos! Now I got to go hide till Mexico's powers wear off.

Canada: don't forget to ask and dare!