Me: alright people we got some dares!
America: Finally! Now, please tell me their for me!
Me: well actually a lot of them are for you!
Canada: *sighs in relief in the back ground*
Mexico: *holds up video camera so he can laugh at America later*
Me: alright the first dare is ...*drum roll* ... America, I dare you to watch the scariest horror movie, anime, and series WITHOUT someone with you. And WITHOUT option to hide.
America: *shaking* P-please T-tell me your j-joking *backing away slowly*
Mexico: now you aren't afraid right Stupido? *hands video camera to Canada*
America: W-well no, b-but I think I'll s-still pass on that d-dare. *tries to run away*
Mexico: Not so fast! *takes a lasso and gets America back*
Me: since when...
Mexico: the first cowboys were Mexicans
Me: alright then *Mexico drags America to a chair and ties him to it* so for a horror movie, I think Silence of the Lambs is one of the scariest.
America: Admin have mercy on my soul! *struggling as I turn the movie on before leaving the room with Canada and Mexico*
*This Time Skip Brought to you by Romania burning Twilight Books*
Me: hey America are you ok? *enters room with Mexico and Canada*
America: what do you think?! Please Let me go! *teary eyed*
Me: sorry can't do that.
Mexico: Well amigo it's time for the scariest anime!
Canada: or at least f-from what Admin has s-seen... Future Diary.
America: Why Me!? What did I do to deserve this! *I start the anime and then we leave America... Again*
*This Time Skip is brought to you by Ireland out drinking Germany in a Beer drinking contest*
Canada: America are you alright? * we enter room*
America: Help me! Please! I'll do anything!
Mexico: Will you give me back all the land that used to be mine?
America: No! For the last time, I won that land fair and square!
Me: since when were politics and war ever fair?
*starting Buffy the Vampire Slayer series*
Canada: good luck America *drags out Mexico who's cursing in Spanish*
Mexico: El diablo!
America: A**hole! Wait Admin don't leave me! *I leave*
*This time skip is brought by Prussia swinging around a lightsaber... Run Austria! Run!*
Mexico: ok Stupido we can untie you know! *cuts rope with his machete*
America: thank God! *jumps up and runs out of room* what does that reader have against me!
Me: um... You have some more dares to do...
America: you've got to be kidding! That almost killed me!
Canada: your o-over exaggerating
Me: the others aren't that bad I promise! Alright the next dare is to eat a vegan hamburger. *hands America the burger*
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Ask Norte America!
FanficMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
