Happy Father's Day

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Me: Happy Father's Day you knuckleheads! *hugs trio*

America: *drinking coffee out of a 1# dad mug* today has been a good day

Canada: *eating a huge stack of pancakes* for once brother, I agree

Mex: *just nods while eating a basket pan dulce*

Me: first what did you guys get your dads or dad figures?

America: Sherlock stuff for England!

Canada: I'm taking France out to dinner tonight!

Mexico: putting flowers on Mayan Empire's grave again.... and doing nothing for Spain... ever.

Me: so Philippines is getting a gift from "all of his ex colonies" again huh?

Mex: I wouldn't doubt it.

Me: well anyway your kids all got dared to do something special for you guys! So now we are gonna see what your kids did! Since Canada went first last time, it's Mex's turn.

Mex: ¡vamonos!

America: ok chill!

*turns on video*

Mexico: *walks into his house* see I went to church on Father's Day! I'm such a good Catholic!

Puebla: yep papa.

All his states: *whispering among each other*

Mexico: *happy but knowing smile* so what are you all up to?

His states: ¡Feliz Día del Padre! (Happy Father's Day!)

Northern States: *hands big basket of pan dulce* we aren't as rich as the other states but we could bake for you!

Southern States: *hands big bouquet of Dahlias (Mexico's national flower)* we got your favorite flowers! *they waited till the last minute cause they kept arguing over what to get him*

Central States and Mexico City: *brand new expensive Sombrero. It's black and silver and has little tassels on it* you can never have enough.

Mexico: *gets caught off guard and gets tears in his eyes cause he thought they were just going to make him breakfast or something* gracias... I.... I.... te amo....

His kids: *hugging him like crazy*

*video ends*

Mexico: I feel so loved and like such a great dad

America: *rolls eyes* not

Mex: and there he goes ruining my life again.

Me: America's turn! 

*video starts*

States: *run into kitchen where America is drinking coffee* get in the car!

America: what?

New York: get in the car! Surprise!

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