America: are you sure you are okay?
Me: yes
Canada: admin we know your lying
Me: I'm not
Mexico: admin, I'm king about lying about this sort of thing. I know you are lying!
Me: college, money, rent, where to go, scholarships, financial aid, fafsa, applications! I'm losing it! I'm so stressed! What am I going to do! *dying inside*
Canada: calm down it's not life or death
Mex: relax it will work itself out
America: *sarcastic* yeah since everything works so great for you plutocracy
Mexico: I'm doing better than the rest Latin America right? I'm the Kardashian of Latin America!
Me: *trying not to laugh*
Canada: since admin is kinda out of it. I'll be the host. *looks at request* ok America you got a gift.
America: yeah! What is it!?
Mexico: *not entirely sure what to expect*
Canada: close your eyes *brings in huge cake*
America: *covering eyes excitedly*
Me and Mex: *watching closely*
Canada: ok you can open them *cake begins to shake*
America: *opens eyes* cake! *Donald Trump jumps out out*
America and Mexico: *both scream*
Me and Canada: *laughing our butts off*
America: *pinching his nose* this is loading-slowly's work isn't it?
Mexico: *cursing and pulling out pistols as Trump runs away*
Me and Canada: *laughing so hard we can't breath*
America: laugh it up
Mexico: *drinking shots of tequila*
Canada: *calms down a little* ok we all have another question. What is each of our favorite car's?
America: 2016 Ford F-150
Mexico: you always fall in love with the next big thing don't you?
America: shut up! What's your favorite?
Mex: Nissan Versa
America: your one to talk.
Mexico: shut it!
Canada: Honda Civic
Me: wow all of you like new cars.
Mexico: America chose a truck.
America: you know what go to hell
Mexico: I can't cause I'm already there and I'm standing next to the devil right now gringo
America: *attacks him and both are fist fighting each other on the floor*
Me: well 1973 Dodge Charger for me. And I'm sorry I haven't been updating. Anything. I really am stressed out about College. I literally feel like America in the picture. Anyway goodbye everyone. And wish me luck.
Canada: don't forget to ask and dare. Bye.
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
