Me: hello again!
America: Happy Birthday Mex.... *being choked by Mexico
Mexico: IT IS NOT MY CUMPLEAÑOS!
Canada: wh-why do you al-always get them confused?!
America: but *cough*
Me: he celebrates that he kicked France's butt in an important battle. Now drop him Mexico!
Mexico: thank God I'm not the only one who knows this! And no!
Me: there are fresh tacos in the kitchen
Mexico: adiós losers! *drops America and goes to get Tacos*
America: I hate him so much
Canada: a-as much as you h-hate Russia?
America: almost
Mexico: *comes back with the foods and tequila then puts on some mariachi music*
Me: anyway Mexico has a dare!
Mexico: great *sarcastically* well what is it admin?
Me: you have to spend a day with Spain
Mexico: No! No! No! Never!
America: karma
Canada: *face palms and Kuma sighs*
Spain: yes! I get my Nueva España back! *hugs Mexico*
Mexico: ¡vete! (Go away) *tries to push Spain away*
Spain: no *using his old conquistador strength and with Mexico having to much tequila he pulls him over his shoulder and runs off with him*
Me: shouldn't we...?
America: no let Karma take its course
Canada: *whispers* idiot
Time Skip- to the end of the day- Spain and Mexico all dressed up and dancing together
Mexico: *comes in and collapses on the couch*
Me and Canada: are u okay?
Mexico: we danced all day. I'm exhausted; I don't know if that was a form of torture or if we both had fun. *falls asleep*
Me: me well that's it. I have a AP test to take and a SAT test to take so night *falls on another couch and goes to sleep*
Canada: well th-that just l-leaves us America eh? *sees America is also asleep*
Kuma: don't forget to vote, ask, and dare!
Canada: goodbye
Mexico: *in sleep* Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
