America: the Chicago Cubs won the World Series for the first time in over a century.
Me: yeah!
Canada: um America?
America: what?
Canada: y-you do realize what today is right?
America: no
Me: it's two days after Halloween so it's November 2 or Day of the Dead
America: *noticeably pales* well maybe he won't figure out I'm here *things begin to float all over the room* damn it!
Mexico: *appears from the darkness* holá everyone. !Feliz Dia de los Muertos!
America: I'm dead
Me: *whispers to Canada* why is America so terrified?
Canada: well Mexico can use magic, b-but it's not very powerful most of the time.
Mexico: except for Dia de los Muertos. Then my powers are even more powerful then England's *smiling mischievously at America* so admin do we have any dares of questions before I send America to the land of the dead.
America: but I don't wanna die! *hides behind me and Canada*
Me: well yes but they can wait until the morning. The dares involves you and things you hate. I don't think that would very smart to do right now.
Canada: g-good idea
Mexico: bueno! Now I have a gringo to kill.
America: *screaming and running from a very powerful Mexico*
Next Morning
America: *exhausted from running the whole night and is out cold*
Mexico: *sleep from the amount of festivities from Day of the Dead*
Me: I'll let them sleep
Canada: agreed
A Few Hours Later
America: so what are the dares?
Me: well you have to cosplay as trump and yell "let's make America great again" for a week. And you have no outs.
Mexico: *laughing so hard he can't breath* wishing I had killed you last night gringo?
America: *sulking but glares at Mex* not on your life. *puts on outfit* I hate you all! Let's make America great again. *overs eyes* God why!?
Me, Canada, and Mexico: *laughing so hard we are legit falling over*
Me: and now Mexico
Mexico: oh no
America: what goes around comes around!
Mexico: if that were true you would have lost at least three states to another country!
America: for the last time Texas wasn't entirely my fault
Me: here we go again
Mexico: it was all your fault!
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
