Me: It's the weekend!
America: Thank God!
Canada: *nods*
Mexico: they are the perfect time of the week for tequila *takes a shot of tequila*
Me: almost all the time is perfect for tequila with you Mexico
Mexico: *shrug*
Me: *looks at phone* Canada...
Canada: o-oh no
Kuma: poor you
Me: you got dared to read a T-rated fanfic of PruCan a..
Canada: w-well that's not that bad
Me: and an AmeCan fanfic
Canada: r-really!?
America: *looks over my shoulder* dude she's not lying
Mexico: *slides bottle to Canada* you'll need a some amigo
Canada: *takes a gulp and sighs*
~30 minutes later~ brought to you by Scotland
Canada: *finishes reading the fanfics on the computer and then with almost no sound falls face first on the couch*
America: bro, are you gonna be ok?
Mexico: what do you think Stupido! I think he just realized how... How
Canada: t-twisted and c-crazy
Mexico: sí! That's it! How loco our fans can be!
Me: canada? *hugs*
Canada: t-the PruCan I can understand, I-I mean he's one of my b-best friends, b-but why ship me and m-my brother!? W-Why!? *crying*
Me: *hugging him with Mexico and America* I'm sorry Canada!
Canada: *goes to get some pancakes from kitchen*
Me: America!
America: well what is the reader gonna do to me now!?
Me: you have to have a non junk food dinner...
America: that's all? sweet!
Mexico: I don't think she's done yet Stupido
Me: with Russia
Canada: *laughing from the kitchen*
America: you have got to be kidding me!
Mexico: *snickering*
Me: you can take more people with you if you want. Russia just has to be there.
Mexico: I'll come! I'm not terrified of Russia
America: no way! I don't need to spend dinner with two countries that don't like me! Admin, you and Canada are coming with me!
Me and Canada: no!
America: *begging eyes at Canada*
Canada: f-fine
America: *turns to me*
Me: I said no
America: * pouts and then throws me over his shoulder*
Me: put me down!
America: nope!
Time Skip to get Italy to come over and cook for us!
Russia: Italy made dinner da?
Me: yeah *eating food*
Canada and America: *are eating quickly*
Russia: you will all become one with me now da?
America and Canada: *run for their lives*
Me: I'm not a country so I can't.
Russia: but if you were you would da?
Me: *gulps and nods*
Russia: good and admin...
Belarus: *rushes in* Big Brother!
Russia: *runs away like the Devil is chasing him*
Belarus: *chases after him*
Me: *goes back to hang out with the North American Trio and makes two phone calls*
Canada: w-what random nations are getting d-dared this time?
Iceland: *enters* admin? What did I get dared to do?
Me: yo have to call Norway "Big Brother" and tell him to go on a with somebody.
Iceland: *looks embarrassed* do I have to?
Me: yes
Norway: *enters*
Me: hi Norway
Iceland: *whispering* Big Brother
Norway: *a slight smile spears on his face for a moment* yes?
Iceland: I got dared to tell you to go on a date with someone
Norway: fine, I'll just take some random fangirl on a date *leaves*
Me: and there you go! Ask and dare whenever!
Mexico: adios!
America: no fair! I wanted to bye!
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
