Me: hello everyone! And happy Martin Luther King Junior Day!
America: Happy Birthday Admin!
Canada and Kuma: Bon anniversaire!
Mexico: Feliz cumpleaños!
Me: *hugs* you guys remembered!
America: of course! The hero never forgets a birthday!
Canada: a-and you have the same B-Birthday as Prussia
Mexico: anyway Amiga what's the dare from our reader?
Me: Well...
Canada: w-wait I got Admin a gift!
Me: wait what!?
America: *whispers to Mexico* we were supposed to bring admin a gift?!
Mexico: *shrug*
Canada: I brought Scotland
Scotland: *enters* co-latha breith sona (Happy Birthday) lass
Me: *fangirl screams and hugs Scotland*
Scotland: wow lass I'll take it your one of my fan girls then
Me: *just nods and keeps hugging him*
America: why didn't I think of that!
Mexico: *to america* if we had even gotten her anything Canadia would have won anyway
Canada: it's Canada
Kuma: who?
Me: *glares at kuma* your owner! *still hugging Scotland* anyway the dare is actually a question and our reader wants to know what you guys would do if America was turned into a girl and would you ship her with?
America: first I would freak out and then I'd run to a mirror to see how hot the heroine was. I would probably still ship myself with Israel.
Canada: I w-would screamed and then c-call England to r-reverse what had h-happened. I-I would ship her w-with... E-England
Me/Scotland: *go sit on the couch and glare at the mention of England then we realize we are glaring at Canada* sorry Canada!
Canada: I-It's a-alright
Scotland: *lights a cigarette and starts to smoke*
Mexico: I would stand there shocked and then go try to take the lands he stole from me back! And I would ship her with...*gets evil smile on his face* Russia
America: even if I did turn into a chick you are never getting those lands back! And how dare you ship the hero with Russia!
Me: don't get into a fist fight! Not today! And besides we still have to go to Prussia's party!
Canada: s-she's right!
Mexico/America: *glaring at each other*
Scotland: *stands up and blows a puff of smoke* don't forget to ask and dare readers. Bidh mi 'gad fhaicinn. (I'll be seeing you.)
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Ask Norte America!
FanfictionMe: Hello People! This is ask Canada, America, and Mexico! Or in other words ask North America! You can also dare! Mexico: And Norte is North in Spanish! So she didn't spell anything wrong! And I'm a guy! Canada: A-Ask or Dare eh? Mexico: Norte o...
