Aaron Drake: Icarus Academy

Teachers

Of course we had other teachers besides Ms. Fauna. There was the Geography teacher Ms. Kekkey, a plump old lady who was basically my grandmother: She was motherly, and was a sweet person most of the time, but if you pissed her off, she unveiled her hidden side - the ferocious beast that she becomes. She was a good teacher, and we had some great times in her class.

Then there was Ms. Brian, who was a bottomless pit of despair, horror and nightmares. You know that one teacher who's mean and bitter all the time for no good reason? That's Ms. Brian. She was the lovechild of Cthulhu and Bloody Mary AND A WITCH. She was so mean, that out of a 45 minute class she'd spend the first 15 minutes yelling, 15 minutes teaching and the last 15 minutes yelling. She gave us endless notes that she wrote on the board and tired us out so much it's not even funny. This woman was a hellspawn.

Then there was Ms. Failalot, who, as her name suggests, failed kids a lot. She was a tough Math teacher, and once she tried to be hip. Or at least Dana and I thought she was. What? When did Dana and I become so close? I'll tell you later. So, she draws a line on the board and says "The line XD goes in One Direction", and we couldn't help but highlight her oral sentence's words "XD" and "One Direction", I mean it couldn't have been a coincidence.

There was also Ms. Shale, a young pretty science teacher. Her voice was so strange, like she had a throat infection all the time. It actually took me some time to get used to her voice so I could take notes.

Then there's Mr. Henry, the old boring computer teacher who made us write endless notes. But the thing is, he never turned around from the board and ignored all the noise people made. Come to think of it, I don't think he was ignoring it. Maybe he just couldn't hear it because he was so old.

Okay, so there's not much on the teachers. Come around again and you'll hear a special story I have on Dana.