Invader Zim - Lost Chronicles of Doom! - Continuous Novel

Chapter Twenty-seven - Break Him

Dib limped on his terribly crippled feet, every step sending screeching agony throughout his lower body. "How did this happen...?" he groaned, glancing around the unknown landscape that surrounded him. "Shmoop Shmop," was written on a disgusting sign covered in thin, green goo. "What the heck is a Shmoop Shmop?" As soon as he said those words, he regretted it. "WEEEELL, you came!" an ugly, red alien exclaimed behind a counter. "What are you talking about...?"

"You wanted to buy everything, yes?"

"No. Hey, have you seen a--"

"Nope! But I did see an Irken pass by here. Zim, was it?"

"That's what I was gonna say... But anyway, where did he go?"

"The Gargantis Array."

Dib crossed his arms; even that motion made his biceps scream. "Did you, by any chance, help him?" he asked, but it didn't seem like he was actually saying it. It was like he was being controlled... "Yup, yup! Gave 'im the jump codes to it....after he bought stuff." The human clenched his fists angrily. "Do you realize what you've done?!" he yelled, "Zim is gonna use it to destroy Earth!" The alien looked at him, and then began to cry. "I KNOW!" he wailed, "I MADE A PROMISE TO KEEP HARMONY, BUT NOW IT'S LOST!!!!" Rolling his eyes, Dib asked, "Could you just give me the jump codes so I can stop him?"

"No! I'm not ending harmony twice!" The alien turned his back, still sobbing into his hands like a child who dropped his ice cream cone. "C'mon, please?" "If you buy a shirt!" he suddenly said cheerfully. "Ugh, fine."

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As she came to, Tak's eyes were already open. In fact, they wouldn't shut if her life depended on it. "Let's go," she heard something say from inside her. Somehow, she managed to turn around and she saw Dib--bleeding, his head even larger than before (if that's physically possible)--his butt touching her organs. "EW, YOU IDIOT, GET OFF ME!" she screamed. "Ship! Stop! I know you hate me, but still!"

Who told him that she hated him? And...why did he call her ship? "Now go track Zim," he commanded, leaning back against her cotton spine. Wait a minute... cotton? What is this?

Without thinking, she floated into the endless corners of space, a piece-of-junk Voot cruiser marked on her scanner. BAAM! A missile smashed into her side, and she spun around and around. "We're hit! Ship, take us to safety!" Dib yelled. But she couldn't. Slowly but surely, she was shutting down.

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Wait, what? You never use emoticons. What's wrong with you?! Here's why: I.... I........... I......!!!! You?

I can't update this book any longer. I messed it up SO BAD! I mean, just look at the beginning...and here! The beginning was flawless. The end is disgusting. In my opinion. I'm sorry, I really am! I just can't keep doing this. Oh, yeah, and sorry about the cliff hanger. Message me to know what happens. ANYWAY.... NEWS ON THE NEXT CHAPTER! IMPORTANT NEWS! VERRRRRY IMPORTANT INDEED! More importantly, though, this book is now NOT discontinued. Read on for chapter 30 (aka, the next real chapter.)