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I've Been Stuck on a Cruise Ship for 5 Months. No One Seems to Care.

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Hey Chris here. Is this even working? God damn it.

Whatever. Hey internet, can someone help track a location for me? I'm stuck out at sea. I need help. Please.

This is my last means of communication. I've tried everything else. Rescue services are ignoring me.

God damn it. Can someone just help me?

I'm stuck on a cruise ship, with my family. We've been here for five months. And, well, no one else cares.

I'm not even joking; everyone is going insane. There's something wrong with the ship. There's something wrong with these fucking people.

Dam it. Can you just track me somehow!? I'm in the middle of the ocean. Heading towards...uhm... Where were we going?

I don't... I don't remember. What the hell? This trip, this boat, it's affecting me.

How is this even possible? I mean, how am I even surprised. Nothing here makes sense.

The moment I set foot on this boat; I encountered something strange. When we were boarding there was a guy punching tickets. Like old school stuff.

Okay nothing too weird, I thought. When I presented my ticket. He looked at me, smiled and then used his tool on my hand.

The prick pricked my hand.

He just smiled at me and I was forced to keep walking.

Don't think that's enough? I get it, that's just one stupid dude. So let me explain some of the insanities I've been living with then.

It wasn't always crazy. At the beginning, people were just having fun. Dinners, pool, sunbathing. Talking. It was all pretty standard stuff.

The issues started when they announced after a month that our arrival was delayed. This cruise was supposed to only be a month. But when we were supposed to reach... The place I've forgotten about, we were just told we had to wait.

Okay, nothing crazy so far. And so, we waited. And we waited. And we waited. And days turned to weeks, and weeks turned to months.

People were fuming.

People started trashing stuff. Demanded to see the captain. Continuously called emergency services, loved ones, the news, anything and everything.

And then one day it just stopped. Everyone just accepted it.

People smile now, they're happy. They're enjoying their little cruise. I'm not.

I talk to people in here. They upset me. One day I was discussing it with someone.

"This isn't so bad" he said.

Hum, yes. Yes, it is. We're stuck here.

The next day I confronted someone else. They just said.

"It is what it is".

How?! How does no one care? What is wrong with them.

That's not the only issue. This ship, something else is happening.

Let me try to explain.

So, remember I said there's a pool? Well, the other day I decided to go in. Don't judge me, I'm stressed, I'm angry. I need a break. Everyone around me acts normal. I just wanted some normal too.