Do I look like a fucking dog?
I hate getting on my hands and knees for anybody, but when a customer comes in-I put on my biggest smile, bow and say, "At Your Service, M'lady"
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Omg double update who would've seen this coming?
"Hey..." Komatsuzawa, he whispered. I opened my eyes, he held one hand on my head from his lap, the other was on his eye. "Youre too pretty to be a boy."
'?!???!?'
"—Y/n's hurt?!? Y/n I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Im so sorry! Daddys here to save you, I'm so sorry he hurt you!" Tamaki pulled me off of Komatsuzawa and snapped his fingers; Mori, showed up quickly and he swept me away from the scene.
One thing lead to another and we were standing in front of the newspaper club. I held an ice pack over my nose alongside a tissue. I made sure to keep my distance from Komatsuzawa. Turns out I accidentally headbutted him when I went down...
Tamaki - 2 Me and Komatsuzawa - 0
His ice pack rivaled my own as he kept staring at me. Tamaki was practically at a 180 fold as he apologized to Komatsuzawa. "We are extremely sorry about this."
He waved him off, "Oh, please, don't. It was only....a mari hitting your clubmate...in turn hitting me."
He locked eyes with me, I tried to hide myself more behind Mori.
"W-We're very sorry!"
"But how serendipitous. Actually, I was just about to ask the Host Club to accept doing an interview for us."
Haruhi turned to the twins, "So we actually have a newspaper club?"
"Yeah, but this is what they do." Hikaru said.
"Also known as 'Ou-Spo'." Kaoru waved his hands, "Things like romance gossip on campus or power struggles between families that are causing divisions within classes"
"A gossip paper that covers these overblown rumors."
"But since they're all made up, no one's reading them anymore."
"Erk!" I saw a comical arrow stab itself into Komatsuzawa. "It is true that we just wanted to draw attention and lost sight of the truth...But now that we are getting pushed toward extinction, we are disillusioned no more."
"Ah..." Tamaki frowned.
"We have finally discovered what we should really interview and report on to the masses."
"What are you saying?" Haruhi asked.
Komatsuzawa, Ukyou, and Sakyou all stood up to bow to the Host Club members.
The chairman shouted, "We beg of you! For the last issue of the first semester, the 'Special Feature Close-Up Report on the Host Club', we'd like to get up close and personal with the truth behind the charms of the Host Club members!"
