Me
hiiiiii and bitch you better have Dan and Phil together at the end of this and not break my little Dan's heart or i will end you ok thx byeee ilysm
-hey puta!!! and um we'll see cX ily2
Can I be as fabulous as you?
-um of course ! i'll teach you
Why are you such a good writer?
-because i'm not
Waiting for that chapter. Is it soon?
-very (;
Hey boo! I love you and your writing you're amazing keep it up
-hey! and thanks i'll try
Calum
You're a bottom get that straight oh wait haha you aren't even straight xD p.s. I love you and let Luke fuck you into oblivion k thx
-obvy i'm a bottom but it's hard when you date another bottom! and i wish he could
I want my ca-ke back!
-so do i!!!
Okay first of all you're a fucking bottom and second you better let Luke fuck you or I will force his penis inside of your ass okay?
-okay, i like your plan. please continue
Just kidding ily but pls date Luke not Dan
-ugh
When r u going to fuck Luke again because I'm being very impatient and waiting
-um idk soon hopefully idk anymore
Do you still love Luke?
-of course, always have and always will
I am still waiting for Luke to fuck you tbh
-well that makes two of us
We all know you are using Dan as a cover to hie your feelings for Luke, sorry Dan
-i wouldn't do that to Dan
Will you go back to Luke please we love Dan but we need cake and it's not funny Im going through withdrawals
-i'm sorry but i just idk
Do you still love Luke? And if you do will you please get back together with him?
-i do very much, it's just complicated
Why don't you go back to dating Luke and let him fuck you in your tight little butt hole? Don't you miss that?
-it kind of has gotten tighter over the years...
And will you please just go back to Luke and make Cake real again?
-look ,i am trying....now at least
Luke
Fuck calum really hard and make the long loss sex really kinky please
-umm okay ;) hope you're ready
Do you ever have dirty dreams about Calum?
-pretty much every night
Shove that hotdog into Calum's bun!
-i'm working on it
How much do you miss Calum? And don't you miss fucking him?
-i miss him like crazy and it hurts so much and god yes!
Melanie
My Queen
-present
Would you turn gay for me?
-probably not...although i'm sure Niall would enjoy that
Mom?
-yes my child?
Omg I love you you're my Queen
-i love you too!
Ashton
Hi
-hey
How are you? ;-)
-good and you? ;-)
I wish you would date Michael but Michael's a dick
-i'd rather have sex with a shark and the put my balls on fire :)
Is Louis Daddy af?
-you have no idea
How's little Effie doing so far?
-she's doing amazing !
Louis
Yo my idol wassup?
-nuttin waddup with you?
Yoyoyoyo how's Harry's dick?
-bomb
What's poppin poppa Tommo?
-just my booty.....lol sorry
Dan
Who are you again? haha jk ily and do you like Phil bc ayee
-um that's rude
Dan gets me wet: Dan towell
Dan is unfair: Dan fowell
Dan is a farmer: Dan cowell
Dan gets married: Dan lester
JUST MARRY PHIL OK
-that was kinda cool and who's Phil?
Are you on fire?
-um i hope not
Pack your shit and marry Phil
-who is Phil?
No likes you OKAY? Go and date Phil and leave Calum bc Cake af
-who the hell is Phil!? and what does Cake have to do with anything
YOU ARE READING
Effie || Cake
Fanfiction[Third Book To Teaching Affairs] It's been four years since Calum left for London and four years since Luke's heart was broken, again. Now the two are reunited and Luke couldn't be any more happy but Calum, well let's say he delt with the break up b...
